Small farmer in Upstate New York. Owner of @JuneFarms dogs named Frank & Bear.

Joined October 2007
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When I tell a NYC gay that I live upstate and am a farmer
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Crazy CRAZY! #JuneFarms premieres November 17 on @PrimeVideo
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I can't believe this is happening! #JuneFarms premieres November 17 on @PrimeVideo
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The bride last night riding into her wedding @JuneFarms
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I don’t want to pave paradise and put up a parking lot
Replying to @JuneFarmsMatt
@JuneFarmsMatt you have 120 acres .. we def need more parking spots.
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Our little calf is getting big. Isn’t she cute?
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I wish my email was Matt@JuneFarms.cow
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The closest I ever came to a heart attack was 5 minutes ago when I accidentally dropped my spoon down into the blender.
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Is there anything more uplifting than a martini on an empty stomach.
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I still don't understand why the Pretty Woman was so embarrassed of flossing.
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Hey @diplo 👋
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Can you help me for a second? Which of these 2 do you prefer for living room and accent wall in one of our upcoming June Farms cabins? Green ferns or colorful flowers?
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Which do you prefer?
54% Green Ferns
46% Colorful Flowers
260 votes • Final results
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I’m excited for this anxiety I’ve been feeling to go away this week. Sometimes it comes and goes without any rational reason. But I’m going to drink a lot of water (boring) exercise a lot (which i need) and be grateful and it will pass this week.
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June Farms ❄️
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No better feeling than when someone cancels dinner plans.
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Loook at this cute little baby born on the farm this weekend 🥰
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My night. Met a girl at pool invited me to her house where there was a baby so left went to a house party where ate a pot candy and talked about how earth is fucked now home googling virtual reality. You?
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Matt Baumgartner retweeted
10 Feb 2023
Be the first to stay in one of the NEW June Farms Wellness Huts!  We are taking  PRESALE reservations for a 1-night stay in our most luxurious property, The June Farms Wellness Hut!  Each Wellness Hut is PET FRIENDLY 🐶. Book here: junefarmsgeneralstore.com/pr…
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When did “I appreciate you” start?
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isn't it weird that 12:30 pm is earlier than 11:30 pm ?
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