Funny how the A’s ownership claim poverty and can fill the seats. Yet they magically found $1.2 billion to buy land in Vegas. Put a quality team on the field, stop screwing with fans and you could sell seats in Oakland. Guess they pulled a play out of the Maloofs playbook.
After almost 10 years in Dispatch it’s my last shift at my center. I’ll still be involved in dispatch just now I’ll be an instructor for new dispatcher.
Life tips from a Dispatcher
Don’t steal other peoples cars.
If you choose to ignore said advise, don’t run out of gas and call 911 demanding an officer bring you gas.
"Strike out the word 'bullpen,' which references the holding area where terrified bulls are kept before slaughter," PETA said,
Clearly they didn’t see the A’s bullpen I mean arm barn last season.
Bomb Cyclone
Atmospheric River
Rain Day
This Dispatcher is happy to be on vacation and on the other side of the country. Bar tender another Strawberry Margarita please.
👩🏻💻: Caller what did the suspect look like?
👧🏼: He was an elderly white guy, like 35-40
👩🏻💻: ……………………😒😶😯🤦🏻♀️…Thanks for the information, continue on your way.
Excuse me, my 38 year old geriatric self needs a vacation.