Joined July 2021
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17 Jul 2021
Random thought. If #BoredApeYachtClub doesn't make it, literally what like it can? Nothing...right? It's an OG future-proof cultural artifact. Potentially the coolest flex of our lifetime. It's like Crypto Punks if Crypto Punks fucked and looked cool #butpunksRstillcooltho
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Jan 9
The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.
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28 Dec 2025
A daycare but no kids
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28 Dec 2025
if you’re in crypto, pivot to somali daycares.
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27 Dec 2025
Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis
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12 Dec 2025
“Liquidate their longs”
“Good, now liquidate their shorts”
“Good, now liquidate their longs”
“Good, now liquidate their shorts”
“Good, now liquidate their longs”
“Good, now go for their longs again”
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3 Dec 2025
I spent $10,000 playing a web3 game
In return I was awarded spaceship parts
The game was then sold to a different company
That company then pivoted to AI and abandoned the game
I never got to assemble the spaceship
AMA
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27 Nov 2025
Me explaining to my Dad that ETH being at the same price it was last Thanksgiving is a feature and not a bug.
It didn't go well.
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26 Nov 2025
“There’s our little bitcoiner! Come on down and say hello to your cousins.”
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23 Nov 2025
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20 Nov 2025
Liquidate everyone with 1 wick
Make them think it’s the bottom
chop for 1 month
now liquidate then again slowly
make them feel the pain this time
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20 Nov 2025
This is Bryan Johnson. He reduced his cortisol levels by nearly 50% and added an estimated 10 years to his life.
His trick?
He stopped buying $ETH
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19 Nov 2025
The 22 year old analyst at Thiel Macro who advised selling all Nvidia shares showing up to work tomorrow:
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18 Nov 2025
“Nuke it
Now pump it
Now nuke it
Now pump it again
Now add on 1000% tarrifs on China/Russia
Now shut down the government
Pump it again”
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12 Nov 2025
my accountant watching me flip long and short on every 1% Bitcoin move:
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