@justin@azoff.dev

Joined April 2009
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I'm out. Find me on that other thing via @justin@azoff.dev
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The thousands of developers that are staying must know what is best for them. I really wish those hundreds of people the best. They are going to be working with dozens of the best developers. The four of them are going to have a great time working for the new leadership.
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I think @HPE_Cray wins coolest exhibit at #SC22 - Cray-1 Serial #1 From 1976
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Justin Azoff retweeted
NCSA’s at #SC22 until November 17. Stop by Booth #3627 to see how we’re doing #MoreThanMeetsTheEye. Come get a special edition tee, talk to an expert or try out our #VR experience.🟠🔵 Stay up-to-date on our @Supercomputing events, giveaways, etc. here: linktr.ee/ncsaatsc
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Reading the instructions for taking a newer COVID test. Step 2 is to read the instructions. RuntimeError: maximum recursion depth exceeded.
Justin Azoff retweeted
🧵We are excited to share that @Zeekurity is now a component of @Microsoft @Windows ! An incredible development that truly establishes Zeek as the de facto standard for #networkevidence: corelight.com/company/zeek-n… 1/4

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I'm doing a thing!
Replying to @corelight_inc
"Filtering logs like a pro" - @JustinAzoff @corelight_inc - @Zeekurity logs can often be overwhelming. This presentation will cover how Zeek's logging framework can help reduce the amount of #data being logged. #OpenSource #CyberSecurity #PCAP 🧵 7/11
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There are two types of people: Those who load the dishwasher correctly and those who don't. And they marry each other.
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There needs to be an "Only Murders in the Building" and "Bob's Burgers" crossover. It could be called Only Burgers in the Building.
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This. I go with "What problem are you trying to solve?"
Justin Azoff retweeted
25 Aug 2022
From @bcantrill "If I had one piece of technical leadership advice: if people want to build tooling let them". If there is one unwritten law in Oxide it's that, and it's paid off for us over and over and over.
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This is "Enhance!", but real
24 Aug 2022
"I can write a million words about how awesome this is, but I can do better; here’s a video, [which] is at least 1.5 million words worth of magic." Watch the video, the thumbnail below doesn't do it justice at all. techcrunch.com/2022/08/23/ne…
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Justin Azoff retweeted
Digital archaeology: when asked to produce an early Zeek tarball, Vern offered 0.3-alpha, whose README dates to 24 Jan 1998 and calls itself 0.2. The oldest file in the tarball is policy/dns.bro, dating to 25 Sep 1996. Using this data we updated Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeek
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My assumptions, whenever the following people say, "can we have a chat": Boss: I'm getting fired Direct report: They're quitting Family: Someone is dying Friend: I've done something embarrassing Doctor: I in specific am dying CEO: We're all dying
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It's really getting old that Democrats are so fucking stupid and fall for this shit about drugs being seized at the border every. fucking. time.
Stop feeding the stupid republican trolls who post about shit being seized at the border.. They know EXACTLY what they are doing.
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Justin Azoff retweeted
24 Jun 2022
I don’t even know what to say other than absolutely fuck this
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First, it wasn't a medium of exchange, then it wasn't a store of value, and now it's not even wagmi: the impure among them must be purged. What remains is a currency death cult, a Heaven's Gate for monetarists -- and the ultimate fate is both knowable and grim.
18 Jun 2022
A great thing about #bitcoin Twitter right now, is only the real ones are left. Goodbye #bitcoin tourists. But there is still much pain before we get rid of the real ones and have just the #Bitcoin purists. Remember, it went from $32 to $2; so $69k to $4k would be a great purge.
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Was trying to figure out why my wife was wearing a @Tailscale skirt. Apparently the @titlenine logo is quite similar :-)
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