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Jun 13
In Genesis 9:22 Noah fucks his son. Put that on your pride hat nerd
Landen Roupp had Genesis 9:12-16 written on his pride hat tonight.
"It's just about God's covenant and a promise that he makes to us."
"It's just something I believe in and I stand firm in that. Thankfully we live in a country where we have the freedom to believe what we want."
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Jun 11
This man keeps getting on TV as a joke. One of the best running bits of my lifetime
Jun 11
Now it’s hard to see the Knicks winning another game.
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May 26
you know band i'm really getting into in my 40s? its Korn with a backwards K that I can't type. That's right I'm dead serious
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May 25
This can’t be right. Castellanos had the bases loaded against his former team and didn’t homer
CNN: Explosions rock Iran—U.S. Central Command, just confirming that U.S. Forces targeted Iranian military facilities responsible for launching a series of attacks against American warships in the strait of hormuz
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May 23
Wow @KramerCentric this is huge. All of Trumps predictions come true of course
Jaxson Dart Introduces Trump At Event, POTUS Says He's Future Hall of Famer! bit.ly/43qDkiu
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May 22
Giants under 7.5 wins
Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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May 16
I know the Padres are winning but Souza needs to be let go. Tired of watching groundballs man it’s 2026
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May 11
I love Aphex Twin because the sound of a million marbles being bounced around a hadron collider makes me read faster somehow.
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Apr 18
Somebody needs to tell Cavalcade that people have been lookmaxing for centuries without being a total asshole about it
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Apr 17
These are the girls Trump killed when he blew up their elementary school
Trump: I ended 8 wars but if we add Iran and Lebanon, that will be 10 wars ended. Think of how many lives we've saved.
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Are the Harbaugh bros at it again? Dexter Lawrence to the Chargers?
Apr 6
ESPN sources: Giants All-Pro defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence has requested a trade and he will not be participating in the team’s off-season workout program that opens Tuesday.
Lawrence and the Giants have been through two off seasons attempting to negotiate a contract reflecting his value to the Giants over the last three years, but there has not been any progress, per sources.
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Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff
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