Infosec nut. Entrepreneur. Stunt Rider. Digital Nomad. Sauce Enthusiast. Fernweh; FIRE 2030. World Citizen 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇪🇸
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23 Jul 2023
Anyone else think this rebrand will be the nail in the coffin for this app? I’m barely here anymore.
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6 Jul 2023
this is capitalism, there is no cheating.
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6 Jul 2023
is Threads paradise? idk what to do here yet so imma just pull out some old photos. threads.net/t/CuV3bnhu-FY/?i…
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4 Jul 2023
When I asked her why she is referring to me and addressing me as Tasha, she said,
“Isn’t your name Tasha?”- Riley
“Yes, but I’m your mommy”- Me
“Everybody got a mommy. Loni has a mommy, Amaya has a mommy, but no one has a Tasha. You are my Tasha”- Riley
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25 Jun 2023
Yeah, my mom and dad's interracial marriage was illegal until I was a year old and then--later--they struggled to buy a home in their Long Island community because people didn't want to sell to a Black lady. Good times!
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Murph retweeted
23 Jun 2023
It's so hard to explain to americans that the only reason you don't like salad is because y'all just have bad salads. Y'all handed me a plate of lettuce with some croutons and ranch and dare to call it a salad??
Arabs have salad figured out.
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24 Jun 2023
When you tryna order some drunk snacks with your friends.
55 crunchy tacos
55 soft tacos
55 bean burritos
55 cheesy roll ups
55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps
100 nacho fries
100 cheesy fiesta potatoes
100 doritos locos tacos (supreme)
100 crunchwraps
100 mexican pizzas
55 steak quesadillas
55 beefy melt burritos
55 spicy potato soft tacos
55 cinnabon delights
55 baja blasts
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155 sauce packets
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24 Jun 2023
Back to the good ol iPod days. 🤙
24 Jun 2023
Once you try crossfade for Apple Music in iOS 17, you can’t go back 😮💨
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Murph retweeted
20 Jun 2023
One idea that will drastically improve your product’s UX:
Assume people don’t read any of your texts, labels, or instructions.
Rely on expectations and visual language alone.
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18 Jun 2023
A large Midwest party will utilize the entire home. The back yard, the kitchen and most importantly, the garage.
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16 Jun 2023
For real tho.
Traded in mine long ago, couldn’t in good conscience sell it with it randomly powering off.
16 Jun 2023
my condolences to anyone who has to sell this right now
ALT A 2019 16" MacBook Pro in space grey
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15 Jun 2023
You literally made them come back into the office 🙄
Many Twitter employees feel unsafe coming to work in downtown SF and have had their car windows smashed.
They also got such a null response from the police that they rarely even bother reporting crimes anymore, because nothing happens.
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14 Jun 2023
Federal Reserve Recap with Jerome Powell 😎🕺
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