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Justin Stowell @JustinStowell
Joined April 2009
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There’s a direct correlation between how many things are in your hands and how much trash your kids want to hand you.
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Is the primary purpose of a koozie to
0% Keep your hand warm
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Alright y’all, you finally convinced me; I’m going to join TikTok today.
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These days, I’ll bet most of Aquaman’s time is spent helping people at the beach find their Apple Watch.
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Rock 'Em 🧦
 @RockEm
11 Oct 2023
🚀 MISSION VII GIVEAWAY🚀 🛰️Canaveral Blue Peformace Sock🛰️ In honor of @UCF_Football we’re giving away a pair of our brand new LIMITED EDITION UCF Canaveral Blue Hex Peformace Socks! To win 👇 1) RT this 2) FOLLOW @RockEmSocks Giveaway ends 10/14 11:59 pm
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Jonathan Adams
 @JonDAdams
11 Oct 2023
We’re rollin’ deep this time with a whole pack of Knights: @bpurington, @JustinStowell, @mattdesalvo & who knows who else. 🔥 We’ll be belly sourcing our way through your beautiful city so please help us out. May or may not have the Zach Bryan playlist goin’… #ChargeOn #OUDNA
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Jimmy Skiles 🌴 @JimmySkiles
27 Sep 2023
#UCFiesta
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How much more interesting would horses be if they were carnivores?
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ChargeOn @chargeonxyz
3 Oct 2022
Hey #UCF fans, we’re giving away TWO NEW Football jerseys to have a little fun leading up to Wednesday's game vs SMU! 🏈 All you have to do is... ⚔️ Retweet ⚔️ Follow @chargeonxyz ⚔️ Tag a fellow diehard UCF fan Winners will be announced Thursday morning! #ucftwittermafia
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Emma Pettit @EmmaJanePettit
11 Aug 2022
Outlook's search function is perfect for those days when you want to read just 30 percent of the emails between you and someone else, out-of-order, without any of your replies or attachments showing up
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People need to stop using the word “bespoke” around me.
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I think 90% of parenting is just saying “No, I don’t want that in my face.”
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Well that’s about the clunkiest way I’ve seen a price increase communicated 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
Peloton
 @onepeloton
14 Apr 2022
Since launching the All-Access Membership at $39 eight years ago, a lot has changed about what we offer. Today, we’re announcing changes to our pricing. Learn more here: pelo.tn/3xukybs
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Just got a pumpkin spice latte in the middle of January and no one can stop me.
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There's not an official "Cool Runnings" soundtrack on @Spotify, and that's a problem for me.
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Herb Hand @CoachHand
24 Dec 2021
👇🏼This👇🏼 (Photo creds to @Ry_Bass)
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UCF Football
 @UCF_Football
24 Dec 2021
For O 🖤💛✌️
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UCF Knights 🌴
 @UCFKnights
24 Dec 2021
We couldn’t choose just one 😏
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UCF Football
 @UCF_Football
30 Jun 2021
🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 RT for a chance to win this 2017 #WarOnI4 jersey
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The trick to hitting all green lights is having something you need to do while waiting at a red light.
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