A non monogamous, #polyamorous #geek who reviews sextoys & talks about #BDSM a lot. Often has a D20, buttplug or a whip in hand.

Joined September 2013
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Yeah, Velma was always hotter than Daphne
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My wife understands how to handle my writers block lol
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NEW REVIEW: The @Nexus_Range Ace Remote Controlled Buttplug justindecerous.com/review-ne…

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Daughter: I don't really want to do Jujitsu Me: the sad thing here is that you may not like that I'm making you do it but there will likely come a time when you'll thank me for doing so.
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This made me laugh way more than it should have done hahahahaha
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NEW REVIEW: The @estimsystems Black Collection, oh boy did I have some fun with this lot! justindecerous.com/blackcoll…

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Her: how do you keep your beard so soft?! Me: a daily regiment of eating pussy to coat it in juice works a treat as a conditioner. Her: *passes number*
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This has got to be my favourite picture I've taken for my @estimsystems review that's coming out later :D bum fun & brew
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Cute girl at the shop: shit I'm 20p short! Me: here take this Girl: I don't need charity Me: fair point, consider it me buying your number? Girl: very smooth *big smile* Not a bad start to the day
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Just when I thought I couldn't get any harder she gave me those anal eyes
3 in the bed and the little one said dual blowjob, dual blowjob. And they all had fun and spunk came out, hit the mouths and swallowed it down.
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Seeing my daughter so broken hearted :(