63,000 tweets, every one of them gold, but unfortunately Elon's a cunt

Joined January 2009
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13 Jan 2024
Hope you guys are having fun at FC but I'm eating a Cheesestring in the car wash so y'know
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7 Jan 2025
THIS IS IT. My twelfth and final free car wash and I'm celebrating with apple crumble inspired Müller Corner in the car wash I hope you've enjoyed this emotional journey through the seasons, I can't believe Twitter died half way through that was inconvenient
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7 Jan 2025
Here's the true beauty of it all... this all started a year ago with me saying I hope you're having fun at FC, and today I had to rush out to claim my free car wash because I'm about to LEAVE for FC Truly the stars have aligned Goodbye forever Twitter
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1 Nov 2024
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1 Nov 2024
I LOVED TWITTER I really did. I held out longer than maybe I should have in the hope that maybe things would go back to normal But they didn't, and I managed to leave and I if I can leave then anyone can leave because BOY I used Twitter a lot I BELIEVE IN YOU
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27 Jun 2024
Oh my god REPLACE THEM ALL at that point SURELY
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20 Aug 2024
FUCK'S SAKE
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2 Oct 2024
ONE OF THEM'S CRACKED ALREADY
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13 Sep 2024
SHITTER TWEETS ARE DEAD LONG LIVE SHITTER TWEETS get over to bluskie for the new generation they have video now bsky.app/profile/jymfox.com/…

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11 Sep 2024
I'm not back I just desperately needed to retweet that Simpsons edit it's actually incredible
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I better go superviral for this...
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29 Aug 2024
I'M AT MEGAPLEX but only on Bluesky see my funny picture of a wizard over there bsky.app/profile/jymfox.com

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8 May 2024
So excited for the fox who's going to discover a whole Oreo tonight
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21 May 2024
Oh no plastic corn not for foxes
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21 Aug 2024
GARLIC BREAD SLICE LUCKY FOXES
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12 Aug 2024
I HAVEN'T TWEETED IN OVER A WEEK DID YOU MISS ME Everyone said "just leave Twitter you'll feel so much better" IT'S NOT TRUE it's like giving up smoking, you know you SHOULD quit but you NEED IT
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12 Aug 2024
Do follow me over on Bluesky if you're on there though, Twitter has become a real problem and I promise I am doing EVERYTHING IN MY POWER to only be over there, we can all do it if we're all in it together bsky.app/profile/jymfox.com

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3 Aug 2024
WE DID IT thank you for supporting the fox races It hasn't been easy streaming popping foxes for an hour or so every other day for the last week but we made it I hope this inspires you all to follow your dreams as long as they're not very hard and you can do them in a week
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2 Aug 2024
I don't want you all to think I read the Sun I was just linked to ONE ARTICLE but... pay to reject? Surely this isn't legal??
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