the ocean is undefeated.
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22 Dec 2023
I wrote a very serious ranking of my favorite bowl game sponsors. Including the 1937 Bacardi Bowl featuring @NovaAthletics @AuburnFootball.
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If you ever feel like you’re not good enough, or you don’t matter, we’re about to do the second American Civil War over this guy.
The Kansas AG joins the Oklahoma AG in support of the Big 12, as he states the league "should not be intimidated."
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Jump on the bandwagon, Philly 🇨🇮
#HowDoYouPhan x @equipenatciv
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Very simple terms: The Big 12's suit filed today is basically an effort to give the league the authority to discipline Texas Tech if it plays Brendan Sorsby.
This comes after a Lubbock judge granted Sorsby a TRO to play last week.
In other news, I should've gone to law school.
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Police officers in Houston were seen serving and protecting the the Curacao vibe, on the day of the nation's World Cup debut 🇨🇼
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The #WorldCup is fun and I wrote about it on Substack
open.substack.com/pub/kfslat…
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I wrote about the impending Korean - Mexican baby boom and more on Substack
open.substack.com/pub/kfslat…
Lo de los coreanos con las mexicanas se está yendo de madre. En 9 meses vamos a ver que sale de ahí 😂
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Jun 14
We have so much more in common than racists and fascists would like you to think. We are one race.
Jun 14
O japonês segurando um PIKACHU sendo jogado pra cima pela torcida da HOLANDA
VTNC KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
EU TE AMO, COPA!!!!
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This tweet alone has 3,000 responses. That's more than 11. Please go away forever. <3
Jun 15
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Jun 14
Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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Aged like milk.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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yeah this sucks now, man
Jun 13
Ahead of Game 5, read @BenHorney on how Kalshi and Polymarket have taken their guerrilla marketing stunts to Knicks mania
frontofficesports.com/knicks…
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Jun 13
Lo que ve morra random en el recreo de la secundaria:
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Buc-ee’s has a World Cup kit.
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Jun 13
If FOX really cared about entertainment value they cut to Paris Hilton during the hydration break instead of commercials.
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