Survivor of things: cancer(4x) and heart transplant丨Writer of things: books, sports, and all stops in between丨Drinker of all bourbon, knower of all things ball.

Joined March 2019
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I've been making NFL YouTube shorts, and I'm going to store them in a thread here. You are encouraged to watch them (views means I'll likely keep getting paid to make them), but mostly this is just a place for me to put them all in once place. Apologies for the timeline clutter.
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And here is my chief complaint about soccer. This is a great match between Iran and New Zealand. It would be even better if it went to overtime. Ties are dumb.
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BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.
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Iran-New Zealand is quite entertaining. I love the Kiwis, but kinda rooting for Iran. They’ve been shit on by two sets of world leaders the last few months.
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Joe Montana's Final Magic Act #Chiefs-Broncos, 1994 MNF "Lord, you can take me now, I've seen it all." After John Elway gives Denver the lead with 1:29 left, Montana takes his team 75 yards to win it. ABC's Al Michaels, Frank Gifford, and Dan Dierdorf — left breathless at Mile High
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Veach playing 4-D chess
Sources: The #Chiefs are trading OT Wanya Morris and a 7th-round pick in 2027 to the #Falcons for a 6th-round pick in 2027. Kansas City and Morris worked together to find him a new team.
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UK soccer people on Twitter like "Americans just don't get it, oi? All their soulless corporate stadiums with indoor plumbing will never have the aura of 8,000 packing the terraces of Old Shittingdon for a nil-nil match, slipping on each other's vomit and singing Georgie Girl"
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Derek Carr being No. 2 makes me have serious doubts about the relevancy of this list.
Most Deep Passing Touchdowns [Last 4 Years[ @FantasyPtsData 1. Jalen Hurts (37) 2. Derek Carr (29) 2. Geno Smith (29) 4. Dak Prescott (28) 4. Baker Mayfield (28) 4. Trevor Lawrence (28) 7. Aaron Rodgers (27) 8. Lamar Jackson (26) 8. Tua Tagovailoa (26) 10. Justin Herbert (25) 10. Joe Burrow (25) 12. Matthew Stafford (24) 12. Jared Goff (24) 14. Josh Allen (23) 15. Russell Wilson (22) 16. Sam Darnold (19) 16. Brock Purdy (19) 18. Jordan Love (18) 19. CJ Stroud (16) 19. Bo Nix (16) 19. Caleb Williams (16) 22. Kirk Cousins (15) 22. Justin Fields (15) 24. Bryce Young (14) 25. Joe Flacco (13) 25. Drake Maye (13) 27. Jameis Winston (11) 27. Will Levis (11) 29. Kyler Murray (9) 29. Jayden Daniels (9) 31. Aidan O'Connell (8) 31. PATRICK MAHOMES (8) There are 30 QBs with more deep passing touchdowns than Patrick Mahomes. There are only 3 QBs with more deep passing attempts🥴
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During preseason our high school baseball team played two innings against the softball team. We got smoked. I struck out on three straight pitches that me look I'd never swung a bat before. Kayla was her name, and I will never forget it.
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This at-bat against Jennie Finch shows just how hard it is to hit an elite softball pitcher Albert Pujols had 703 career home runs and didn't make contact 😳
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Seeing all these WR contracts being signed and thinking about the millions Rashee Rice has cost himself. Self-sabotage remains undefeated.
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Joe Montana anyone?
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The @Rockies currently have a better record than the Giants, Royals, and Angels.

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An all-timer for me. Unfollowed because I said Josh Allen was an all-time playoff choker who repeatedly failed to get to the Super Bowl with the same No. 1 WR that Drake Maye got to the Super Bowl with. (All true)
Replying to @KG_Chief
Idk why I follow such an idiot with no ball knowledge that thinks drake maye is a better qb than the 2nd best qb in the league 😂 but that changes now..peace out..make sure and take that mid qbs balls out of your mouth
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We've seen Allen with a legit 1. Still bowless. Drake went to the Bowl with that very same 1 many years older.
Replying to @DKSports
Yall really tryna justify Drake maye over Josh Allen just because he made a bowl 💀 Josh Allen clears maye what are we doing man 😂and Josh actually won MVP mind you. Sure AJ clears Moore but Allen with a legit 1 man, give me Allen and Moore
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Angelenos: I can't believe the rest of the country voted this asscheeks reality star into the White House. Also Angelenos: I'm seriously thinking of voting this asscheeks reality star into the mayor's mansion.
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Everyone wants to be the Rams, yet in the 14 years with Les Snead as their GM they have been to two Super Bowls, with one win. Lots of big trade swings, lots of big trade swings and misses. Meanwhile the Chiefs have been to 5 Super Bowls with three wins. Appreciate what you got.
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I'm sure he knows a hell of alot more than you so shut up
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The Browns traded away their franchise player and the Eagles traded away their top wide receiver.... and it's Chiefs fans in a meltdown. WTF is happening?
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The fact that Veach didn't trade for Myles Garrett and A.J. Brown when both were available shows it's time for him to go. Is he even trying?
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Trees took an absolute beating. Leaves everywhere.
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Not great
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