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Take complete authority over your #Bitcoin. The Bitcoin Security Guide will hold your hand from start to finish. Everything you require to achieve security & control over your Bitcoin. @COLDCARDwallet keepitsimplebitcoin.com/bitc…

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holy fucking shit ahahhahaha

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I feel like we are reliving 2021 again, but this time with Wall Street. I guess we are doing this again. Peek Bitcoin in self custody time.

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It really is artful to see the extent that content creators who were once supposedly anti-establishment themselves became so captured by audience sensationalism or awkward sponsors that they went on to embody the same issues, if not more-so.
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Remember all those people who promised you $100k green candles, $1M Bitcoin, super cycles, and other such nonsense? Holding Bitcoin is never that easy. Those idiots will be back during the next bull run, making the same promises, and being wrong again. Wait and see.
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The $MSTR mission creep I always said would come. Even though Strategy doesn’t need the money, it is conditioning investors to believe that selling Bitcoin to fund dividends and yield is a normal part of the new Strategy playbook. The result is a structure that normalizes Bitcoin distribution back into the market whenever cash flow is needed to support dividends and yield. In effect, they’re building the infrastructure for short-term Bitcoin price management while training investors to view it as prudent capital allocation. A gift to the Financial Industrial Complex. Bitcoin was designed to separate money from the financial system. The FIC wants Bitcoin integrated into the same system of custodians, leverage, yield products, and paper claims that dominate traditional finance. Strategy accelerates that transition by making Bitcoin sales, dividend policies, and yield engineering part of the accepted model. It is what it is. Bitcoin can be used by anybody. But Bitcoin in self-custody is the resistance. In the long run, the FIC doesn’t want you to own Bitcoin. It wants to custody your Bitcoin, tokenize your Bitcoin, lend your Bitcoin, and issue paper claims against your Bitcoin. The goal is simple: keep you a paper-Bitcoin slave while they accumulate the real asset instead of you. Not your keys. Not your Bitcoin.
JUST IN: Michael Saylor's Strategy announced they sold 32 BTC for over $2.5 million 👀
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Another one bites the dust. Cantor, Lutnick, & the financial-industrial complex are wrapping as many Bitcoiners as possible into collateralized debt obligations for the financial-industrial complex. ✅ Jack Mallers ✅ Adam Back ✅ David Bailey ☑️ Next…?

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People clapping like seals at a Bitcoin conference while a Cantor Fitzgerald constructed, Epstein-class Wall Street wrapper loads up Tether-collateralized debt into a Bitcoin treasury company. This is a securitized exit, designed to margin-call you the moment the financial-industrial complex moves Bitcoin against the $2.1 billion in leverage. Once you go public and rely on debt, you don’t run your company, the financial industrial complex do. You don’t leave the mafia. You become a FIC asset. It’s not personal. Its architecture. As I said would happen.
Looks like @SimonDixonTwitt got it right again… TwentyOne & @Strike are going to merge. We should have a bitcoin faucet in the name of Simon, kinda like the “Alex Jones was right again money jar” youtu.be/dEsSHoHZRH0
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Pretty impressive for a 25-year-old.

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Where are all my ‘grant gets bitcoin’ simps …. Time for you all to pivot along with your slop salesman and ofc A huge congrats to the thirsty bitcoin podcasters who platform this grifter for clicks and views.
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Here's a list of oil refineries that have mysteriously caught fire or been blown up the last 45 days.
Governments don't want you to learn history, because they literally repeat it. What happened in the 1970s is happening again, but this time instead of a 4% reduction in oil it's 20%. The U.S. is intentionally blowing up refineries in Russia & Australia, pipelines to Europe, capturing Venezuela so additional oil supply can't come online. The goal is to starve China and the world of oil, collapsing industrial capacity outside of the U.S. and sucking all of the Dollars in circulation back into the U.S. The U.S. doesn't care how bad the economy gets, as long as it's worse everywhere else.
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JUST IN - Trump orders the U.S. Navy to blockade the Strait of Hormuz to "any and all ships trying to enter, or leave." Also instructing the U.S. Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in international waters that has paid a toll to Iran: "No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas."
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Who made this?!

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As the Strait of Hormuz starts charging oil tankers in Bitcoin, Nic Carter was spotted boarding a private jet to Tehran to warn the Ayatollah of the real five-minutes-to-midnight quantum apocalypse
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Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile
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Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.
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A lot of weird things were said by these astronauts! Wow!

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Scary. You can just feel a false flag brewing.
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A major explosion and fire at Valero’s Port Arthur refinery has taken one of the largest U.S. refining facilities offline, removing approximately 415,000 barrels per day from supply amid heightened market volatility. Our North American Refinery Intelligence Service has released a new report analysing the incident, using infrared monitoring across 12 key processing units at the site. Together, these units represent a significant share of PADD 3 refining capacity. Combining aerial imagery captured within 24 hours of the event with detailed operational analysis, the report assesses the scale of the disruption. Key findings include damage to the diesel hydrotreater, impacts on surrounding infrastructure, and the operational status of major units across the facility. With geopolitical pressures already tightening global energy markets, this outage adds further uncertainty to refined product supply. Learn more about our North American Refinery Intelligence Service and Commodity Trading Analytics: okt.to/4JOb68
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