Eagles broke their backs in LIX and KC didn’t even make playoff’s last year. We don’t need to hand them a lifeline.

#DallasStars Disappointing performance by my my Stars tonight so far. SOG are 26-13 by Wild halfway into period 3, and are losing 3-1.

Welp. Goedert’s understudy in Sadiq goes to Jets. Damnit.

TRENDING: All the Eagles references on The Simpsons last night 👀

Is this photo real?

It all makes sense now…

Traitors

When the federal govt sends in the national guard and not the state govt - followed by threats of US Marines? Smells like fascism. Where was the speed to disburse the riot on Jan 6 when it was inside the fvcking Capitol?

Hey @SGTFlatDaddy ? You are not a celebrity. You are not a scientist. You live with your mom and use fake science to sell flat earth merchandise. Show some humility.

BREAKING: Donald Trump gets slammed with his most bizarre scandal to date as it's revealed that he fabricated his story about being in a near-death helicopter crash with Democratic politician Willie Brown. Trump has finally lost his mind... It all started at his disastrous Mar-A-Lago press conference yesterday. Trump claimed to "know Willie Brown very well." Brown is the former mayor of San Francisco. He once briefly dated Kamala Harris, which is almost certainly why Trump has decided to fixate on him. "In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him. We thought, maybe this is the end," Trump claimed. "We were in a helicopter going to a certain location together, and there was an emergency landing. This was not a pleasant landing, and Willie was … a little concerned. So I know him pretty well." Trump also claimed that Brown told him "terrible things" about Harris because he was "not a fan of hers very much at that point." Not surprisingly, it turns out that the ex-president was lying through his teeth. Willie Brown himself has put the story to rest. "You know me well enough to know that if I almost went down in a helicopter with anybody, you would have heard about it!" Brown told The New York Times, adding that there were "no hard feelings" between him and Harris. “I’ve never done business with Donald Trump, let’s start with that. And secondly, I don’t think I’d want to ride on the same helicopter with him. There’s too many people that have an agenda with reference to him, including the people who service helicopters!" Brown told radio station KRON4. It appears that Trump took a helicopter ride instead with former California Governor Jerry Brown in 2018 to inspect wildfire damage. So either Trump was lying as usual or this is further proof of his profound cognitive decline. Crucially, there was no crash landing during the Jerry Brown flight. "There was no emergency landing and no discussion of Kamala Harris," Brown said through a spokesperson. Current California Governor Gavin Newsom was also on the flight in question and was governor-elect at the time. "I call complete BS,” Newsom told The New York Times while "laughing out loud." He added that the strange story was clearly an "act of desperation" on Trump's part. Regardless of why Trump made up this story — be it his rotting mind or his pathological need to lie — it serves as further proof that this man is deeply unqualified to be president. Please retweet and ❤️ if you think that Trump is in a state of rapid mental decline — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

I love it when he accidentally tells the truth. 😍

I’ll explain. Dear Barron, Your father will not attend your graduation. Not because he’s on trial for 34 felony charges in New York. Not because he tried to hide his dalliance with a porn star while your mother was pregnant with you. Not because he’s been denied leave by the judge. He hasn’t. It’s because he didn’t bother to attend the graduations for any of your step siblings. Not the Powder Ranger, not Fredo, not the love of his life, not the one he doesn’t remember. Sadly, it’s who he is. If it’s not about him it doesn’t matter. I imagine you must be relieved to not have your graduation turned into a fundraising spectacle or a campaign rally. Enjoy your special day without the circus. Regards, Jack

When all of media has to clarify that "X" is "formally known as Twitter" - does that qualify it as a marketing failure?

Look at my cross, cleavage, complexion, and my kitchen! Surely you can’t let the Democrats win now!

What is best #twitter #x #alternative?

BREAKING NEWS: President Biden kicks off tonight’s State of the Union address by snubbing Republican House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, declaring that “The greatest Speaker in the history of this country is Nancy Pelosi." RT IF YOU’RE WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN!

John McCain died five years ago today. A true American hero.

So let’s see how dedicated MAGA are when they put Donald in a prison in the middle of the desert of NV.

SO LONG...DON THE CON *CHAOTIC NARCISSIST & SOCIOPATH. *PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. *TAX FRAUD. *POLITICAL & SOCIAL DIVIDER. *TRAITOR. *COZYING UP TO MURDERING DICTATORS. *PANDERS TO RACISTS. *INCOMPETENT WITH COVID. *SEDITIOUS COUP ATTEMPT. *CORRUPT, SELF SERVING CONMAN