Content writer and strategist for parent-centered brands. Queer mama. Former attorney. Words in @washingtonpost @manifest_st @SheKnows. Black Lives Matter
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14 Apr 2020
I swear some of these children’s alphabet book authors have it out for the kids. There must be some other career that starts with “W” besides writer. And some other truck besides wrecker.
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21 Mar 2023
If you buy clothes, read this:
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20 Mar 2023
instead of calories i want nutrition labels to show me how happy the food will make me
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11 Dec 2022
A little girl asked LA animal control if she could keep a unicorn if she found one. Best response of all time. Los Angeles forever ❤️❤️
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11 Dec 2022
there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.
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20 Oct 2022
It’s October 19, and I opened the Halloween candy already. This is what I get for being prepared.
Someone needs to come here and hide it in a very non-findable location or the trick-or-treaters will be very sad.
19 Oct 2022
Best internet of the week
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19 Oct 2022
"We can talk all day about the rights and wrongs, Carol, but long story short, we're out of toilet paper"
📸: Harper, owner of @cff72
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13 Oct 2022
My 3-year-old is crying in the backseat that she never wants to be a grown-up.
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12 Oct 2022
Hiccups while having a sore throat and cough. Do not recommend.
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11 Oct 2022
I loved Murder, She Wrote in which a middle aged woman without a husband or children lived a really full, exciting life and kept being invited to things even though people dropped dead at every house party she attended. RIP wonderful Angela Lansbury.
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11 Oct 2022
Putting a tube of deodorant in my car has been the best thing I’ve ever done for myself and society.
10 Oct 2022
Trying to explain indigenous people’s day and the concept of being on land that belongs to someone else to my 5-year old, and finally resorted to, “You know in Frozen 2…”
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9 Oct 2022
Can’t even be mad when a friend is going to come over but cancels. Like, thank you, my house is now spotless AND I don’t have to be social. We can just love each other from a distance in our clean houses. Amazing.
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9 Oct 2022
[spends months building up a new daily routine]
[forgets one day]
[never does it ever again]
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7 Oct 2022
I so wish I didn’t kill every houseplant I try to love
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6 Oct 2022
I think we can all agree that hairdressers are the unsung heroes for looking at the pictures of celebrity hair we want and not laughing in our faces
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