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Dream come true
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No social media for under 16s Terrible day for these grown men content creators stuck in prolonged adolescence, half your fan base wiped out.
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I’m not sure Thierry Henry is going to last 5 weeks working with Alexi Lalas 😳
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Three reds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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We are going to see some proper stinkers this World Cup
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These hydration breaks are just a back door way of turning football into quarters for Americans.
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Like Mexicans and South Africans are strangers to heat
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Shocking defending
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Let’s GOOOOO
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With phones and stuff now letting you take/create pics that never existed, invest in a film camera and go back to basics
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Got a show in Luton and my DJ came with his Arsenal shirt on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he’s fuming while DJing
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Worst part about an early kick off in the CL final is if your team loses you can’t even go to bed straightaway. Gotta sit with the defeat for ages.
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Football eh
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Should have made the decision earlier and got Alonso
🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. πŸ’£ It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. πŸ‘‹πŸΌ Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.
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Nearly half the premier league will be playing European football next season
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They’re on the pitch at Selhurst park
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Palace with a European trophy you know. English teams dominating Europe. Glasner πŸ‘
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One of the best things in football is watching the fans of the team you want to lose, in tears
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Knight the man

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It’s beaconsfield
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Finally some proper British journalism πŸ‘
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