Remember Scholah, the mama mboga who went to Obinna’s show and proudly declared that on a good day she pockets KSh 10,000 from selling managu, kunde, and other groceries? Well, the vegetable cartel later found herself in a relationship with Obinna’s co-host Dappa Man. According to reports from the Ministry of Love and Agriculture, the moment Scholah laid eyes on Omwami, her ovaries started twerking.
Dappa Man on the other hand, saw an opportunity to escape the poverty line while simultaneously supplying uninterrupted high-voltage electricity to the queen of crypto vegetable wallets. However, after securing enough fame, followers, interviews, and soft-life visibility, Scholah appears to have upgraded her operating system and launched a brand new boyfriend leaving our boy seeing marudurudu.
She has reportedly informed Dappa Man that he should kindly locate his lane and remain there. According to her, the relationship was merely a strategic business partnership under the Clout Acquisition Program and he should stop behaving like a shareholder demanding dividends from Wamunyoro.
Our boy Dappa Man is currently applying for admission at the prestigious Great Kalahari Desert University of Science and Technology (K-DUST) School of Character Development, where he hopes to pursue a Bachelor's Degree in Dust Management, Advanced Heartbreak Engineering, and Emotional Damage Studies.
Meanwhile, the Simps Association of East Africa has called for an emergency meeting to discuss the incident and issue new safety guidelines juu wanawake wameúka mnomno. Our boy was used only as a temporary marketing strategy, it's now gnashing of teeth akitoa balloon kwa mapua. Ni mbaya majama. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀