I like to yap about sports and yearning. Fan of glitter boots, coffee and being unhinged. War Eagle!
Joined August 2025
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This is why I stopped talking to some people
whenever i talk to someone i feel like im ruining their whole day
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I’m not trying to find love right now. I’m trying to build my evil empire and eat tacos
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Kat retweeted
“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt
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The reason I haven’t posted as much about the Red Sox lately is because life is already lifing hard, I don’t need the reminder my baseball team sucks too
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Have you ever been so busy that you only had time to cry 3 times a day instead of 4?
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Things I’m currently excelling at:
Anxiety
Coffee consumption
Overthinking
Horniness
To-do lists
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Things I’m currently behind on:
Checking notifications
Checking messages
Being a functional human being
Drinking water
Everything
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Kat retweeted
“A lot socializing involves performative interest”
Skill issue. My interest is never performative I freakin LOVE to hear about the mundane lay those boring little anecdotes on me baby girl!!!!!
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Is it okay to pay $50 for a pool float? My brain says no but my heart says yes
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Jun 16
I looked kinda (very) rough here but figured this was fitting enough
Jun 16
If you like redheads who get oddly obsessed with sports, hiiii
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If you like redheads who get oddly obsessed with sports, hiiii
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Jun 16
I need to change my profile pic from the winter when I dyed my hair dark
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Jun 16
If you read my messages it would probably sound like I enjoy roleplaying Nancy Drew but my methodology is purely for investigative purposes and not to arouse
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Jun 16
People keep asking me what tweet I liked. Y’all don’t need to know that about me
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Jun 16
Just liked a tweet that was a little wild but is true and right now I’m so glad likes are private
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Jun 16
I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street
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Jun 16
RIGHT??
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In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure
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Jun 16
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. I think you’re what’s wrong with me
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