Joined January 2011
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Winter is coming
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#splendourinthegrass is just getting too expensive! I remember when it was like $300 for 3 days and camping. Now days it's near $500 ridic!
In the last year I've moved one state, 3 cities and moved house 8 times. I'm so bloody tired of it. Not moving anywhere for a while. Thanks
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Waking up annoyed is THE WORST. 👎👎👎
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I just mentally shit myself x
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I've invented a spoon that gives blow jobs x
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Just kicked a swan to death (in my mind ) in reality it chased me down the path hissing and trying to peck my anus x
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Cannot sleep. I hate this :(
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We were born to fly
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Wish this trip would end.
Moving day 😋
Thankyou God for blessing the world with James Franco. 😍😍😍 @JamesFrancoTV
Don't know how I feel about being a Queenslander now! :/ #nswrepresent #forevernsw #stateoforiginnotstateofchoice
Ready to get back into the tweeting game.
Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/H3WBQCE-qR/

I kinda hate twitter now :/
First tweet in 50 days. The fuck!?
Cute twitter, you haven't changed since I last saw you.
You're a little cunt.
@london7470 I saw your @ to me and I thought it was some random seed and was like wtf. But it's only you haha :)