Author: Live Like Legends Cheese Correspondent Matt 5:13 Stay salty Only person to have read Project 2025
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May 10
My Kitchenaid mixer is not living up to its full potential.
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*British make a song mocking Americans*
America: F#*k you, that’s our theme song now.
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Jun 13
Does this mean Trump is taking the ring to Mordor?
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Jun 13
Yes. President Donald Trump is meeting with aliens. That is the most logical conclusion we can come to. And I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Hail ants.
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Jun 12
Hey! I was thinking about her last night! Good news, everyone!
Jun 11
A young girl in Scotland who defended herself against migrants, only to be vilified by the media, has now been vindicated in court.
Those same migrants were found guilty of directing sexual remarks at the girls.
The British media owe her and her family an apology.
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Jun 12
Remember that girl with the axe and the knife? Anyone know what she’s up to these days?
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Jun 11
What my cats don't know is that I watched too many cat videos at work and, when I get home, I'm going to pet off all their fur and cuddle their guts out.
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Jun 11
To be fair, he didn't feed the cat before he died.
Jun 11
In a theater performance of Romeo and Juliet in Russia, at the exact scene where Romeo is dying, Juliet was having an emotional moment by his side.
At that very moment, the theater’s cat entered the stage and went up to Romeo, pulling his hair. Then, looking at Juliete, the cat said: “Don’t be ridiculous, he’s alive, look,” trying to wake Romeo up.
This absurd moment completely broke the atmosphere of the scene. The audience, who had been crying just seconds before, suddenly burst into laughter.
From that point on, the story of Romeo and Juliet turned into something completely different because of the cat…
The cat, Romeo and Juliet became the story.
There is no sadder story in the world than “the cat, Romeo and Juliet” 😂
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Jun 11
This implies the existence of The Tallest Boy. I will wait, but not patiently.
Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it
On sale tomorrow on Coors website
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Jun 10
Some can see the Freedom Dorito; others have the Freedom Dorito thrust upon them.
Jun 10
We should def fly the B2 over for the Russian and Iran match
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Jun 10
What’s the Little Free Library situation look like in Europe? Anybody seen some over there? Do they partake?
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Jun 10
Does anyone else feel like we know too much about movies now? He-Man debuted five days ago and I feel like it's been out for months.
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Jun 10
Sam Altman's eyeball-scanning company has started laying off workers. Nobody saw it coming.
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Jun 10
The Europeans have found Chicago style pizza, everyone. Welcome, friend. Enjoy. Your life will never be the same.
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Jun 10
I never thought those "Spot the Differences" in Parade magazine were important, until you find someone who never did one.
The Reflecting Pool on the National Mall has been refilled following President Trump’s renovations.
The project ultimately took six weeks and cost more than $10 million, far more than Trump initially projected. wapo.st/4uspV4H
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Jun 10
World Cup watching Germans becoming America-pilled was not on my bingo card for 2026.
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I might not know what the meaning of life is, but avoiding all suffering shouldn't be your goal.
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Millers: My ancestors worked the mills.
Coopers: My ancestors made barrels.
Brewers: My ancestors made beer.
Potters: My ancestors made pots.
Hookers: ...
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