Writer of things. Producer of other things. Apple Isle via the Big Smoke. 2018 Screen Producers Australia Ones to Watch. 🎬
Joined March 2009
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Susan will be having stern words with Noel when they get home. #TheBachelorAU
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Just what the Sydney Symphony Orchestra members aspired to when practicing 19 hours per day for 25 years. #TheBachelorAU
Imagine winning #TheBachelorAU then finding out Jimmy’s favourite show is The Big Bang Theory.
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I have such second-hand embarrassment watching whatever the fuck this is on #TheBachelorAU.
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My spirit animal would be a fucking raccoon at this point. #TheBachelorAU
Me aged 26: Girl climbing the tree.
Me aged 36: Producer yelling at the girl to stop climbing the tree. #TheBachelorAU
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Kate Fox retweeted
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the THEME is spirit animals?!?!?! tell me white people run your show without telling me white people run your show #TheBachelorAU
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#TheBachelorAU need to reevaluate what they class as a “medical emergency”.
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Forget body image issues, I have teeth whitening issues. #TheBachelorAU
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It BAFFLES me when people on reality TV deny they said something that was 100% caught on multiple cameras. #TheBachelorAU
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If I was Jimmy, I’d start the cocktail party by asking “who here is planning to become an anti-vaxxer wellness influencer on Instagram?” and save a few bucks on the roses budget. #TheBachelorAU
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The “business lounge” looks like the waiting room of my local shopping centre’s massage place. #TheBachelorAU
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There’s stress and there’s keeping on top of multiple group chats about #TheBachelorAU.
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My dog was asleep until everyone started screaming. Again. #TheBachelorAU
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I’d suck on #TheBachelorAU, constantly saying “no worries if not!” after asking to steal him away.
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