A cavalcade of dipshittery

Joined May 2008
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It's downright pleasant out here this morning
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Jesus christ I do not care and I'm sick of seeing his stupid face
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Kate retweeted
docusign'ing a temporary ceasefire agreement is bonkers
Jun 15
Vice President Vance says the Iran deal was signed digitally on Sunday, though precise details are not known. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4em2FPM
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Replying to @Katerade
The Research Tricanegles
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Kate retweeted
It’ll start at a Cookout, maybe a Food Lion. Get it right
nba championship parade in the most famous city in the world and nhl championship parade at the local Sheetz in raleigh, north carolina
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Jun 15
It's nice that they're having it on a Saturday. I will never understand why cities insist on having their championship parades on weekdays. I probably still won't go! But good for them.
Stanley Cup Celebration will be on Saturday at 11 a.m. in downtown Raleigh!
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Jun 15
Congratulations to the North Carolina Hurricanes of Raleigh-Durham-U
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Kate retweeted
Can’t get over the mental image of thousands of crazed Dutchmen stumbling down Randol Mill, past the Walmart to wait out the traffic at BoomerJack’s
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Jun 14
I have been sentenced to life without parole
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Jun 14
I am going to walk into the sea
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Jun 14
RT @scullyenjoyer: we can still legalize weed in nc before game 6 so i can enjoy whatever happens without a hangover monday morning if josh…
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Jun 14
Somebody please take them on a Division Street bar crawl
The Dutch will be so impressed by the Arlington parking lots.
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Jun 14
I know this is just engagement slop but the idea of the people of Nunavut having a blood feud with the White Sox is incredibly funny
Most hated baseball teams by region.
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Jun 14
Finally, something nice happened for everybody's favorite scrappy underdog small town
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Jun 14
RIP @somanybadtweets, you are missed
Jun 13
Philly summer is officially here
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Jun 13
RIP estate sale martini glass. You flew too close to the sun.
Jun 13
The pile of clean laundry on the loveseat really adds to the je ne sais quoi
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Jun 13
I'm sorry @freeg4h @LCSscallywag but the WHOMST??
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Jun 13
No
Say something nice about Chicago.
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Jun 13
All this time y'all been talking about Cutwaters I thought they were just White Claws. Turns out they are NOT.
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Jun 13
That particular Bucees is a SHITSHOW, somebody direct them to the Exxon on the other side of 45
Jun 13
🚨🚨🚨ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 Dutch fans are at Buc-ee’s in Madisonville ahead of their match in Arlington.
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