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4 Oct 2021
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”
Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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Who the hell is this person?
Anyone? 👀
Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
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My daughter ended up in the ER last night. The paramedics were both phenomenal women. We were in & out of the hospital within 4 hrs. We didn't have to pay anything up front or walk out with a bill. They even made sure she ate something!
I love my country. ❤️🇨🇦❤️
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Freaking snow...May 29th! 🤦
Who ordered this?
You should be strung up by your longjohns. 😂
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Do you know who said this without Googling? #Canada
"Canadian identity is like an orgasm; it can't be explained, but you know it once you've experienced it."
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Does anyone else have a kitty that likes to lay in the sink? 😂
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Triggered by girl would be more appropriate.
Just a tip... I love catering to your fragile ego said no woman ever.
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If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t kept me.
What am I?
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Would you rather fight 100 chicken-sized zombies or 1 zombie-sized chicken?
I'm thinking of that scene in The Lost World: Jurassic Park with the tiny dinos that swarmed & killed.
I'll take the 1 zombie-sized chicken.
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😂😂😂
Apr 10
Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.
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Diabolical: The Epstein Files
Definitely worth watching. It's crazy & sickening how he was protected, the sweetheart deals that were struck.
Justice has been denied over & over again.
crave.ca/en/special/diabolic…
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I'm dating myself, but who else remembers this game? It was so simple & fun.
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Why do cats like the sink so much, or is it just mine? 😂
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I think it's become obvious that he has a type. 🚩
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East Coast Kate ❤️🇨🇦❤️ retweeted
Mar 6
LMAO 🤣
A Canadian show just delivered the greatest Trump trolling ever recorded.
Give this man an Oscar immediately. 🇨🇦
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I feel like this is what my aura would look like. 😂
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Fuuuuuuuuck! 💔🇨🇦💔
Congrats, USA.
Great game, guys. Great game.
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