I make comedy very very well or very very poorly depending on whom you ask. My life is my message - Gandhi via Matthew McConaughey

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Here’s why I support @planuk and #BraveGirls everywhere, helping to end the prejudices facing girls around the world plan-uk.org/everybravegirl

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28 May 2023
Melissa McCarthy’s makeup artist for #TheLittleMermaid responds to “offensive” comments saying that a queer makeup artist should have been hired to bring Ursula to life: “Why can't I do as good a job as a queer makeup artist? That's ridiculous.“ 🔗: insider.com/ursula-little-me…
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Katherine Ryan retweeted
19 May 2023
There’s so much TV to love on NOW! Don’t just take our word for it though, ask @kathbum #NOWSoMuchToLove
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24 May 2023
I wanna know what school this is cuz they lit everytime!!!! I feel like it's in BK lol
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27 May 2023
When Tina Turner left her first husband - who was also her boss, captor, and brutal tormentor - she snuck out of their Dallas hotel room with a single thought in her mind: "The way out is through the door." From there she fled across the midnight freeway, semi-trucks careening past her, with 36 cents and a Mobil gas card in her pocket. As soon as she decided to walk out that door, she owned nothing else. When she filed for divorce, she made an unusual request. She didn't want anything: not the song rights, not the cars, not the houses, not the money. All she wanted was the stage name he gave her - Tina - and her married name - Turner. This was the name by which the world had come to know her, and keeping it was her only chance to salvage her career. Things could have gone a lot of ways from there. She could have labored in obscurity for decades, maybe making records on small labels to be prized by vinyl connoisseurs in Portland. She could have stayed in Vegas, where she first went to get her chops back up, and worked as a nostalgia act. And, of course, given what she had been through, she might have ... not made it. What happened instead is that Tina Turner became the biggest global rock star of the 80s. I'm old enough to barely remember this, but if you aren't, it was like this: The Rolling Stones would headline a stadium one day, and the next day it would be Tina Turner. A middle-aged Black woman - she became a rock star at 42! - sitting atop the 1980s like it was her throne. She managed this because of whatever rare stuff she was made of (this is a woman whose label gave her two weeks to record her solo debut, Private Dancer, which went five times platinum); because she decided to speak publicly about her abusive marriage and forge her own identity, and in doing so give hope and courage to countless women; and also because - in a perhaps unlikely twist for a girl from Nutbush, Tennessee - she had her practice of Soka Gakkai Nichiren Buddhism, to which she credited her survival. She remained devout until the end. Tina's second marriage - to her, her only marriage - was to Edwin Bach, a Swiss music executive 16 years her junior. Of him, she said, "Erwin, who is a force of nature in his own right, has never been the least bit intimidated by my career, my talents, or my fame." In 2016, after a barrage of health problems, Tina's kidneys began to fail. A Swiss citizen by then, she had started preparing for assisted suicide when her husband stepped in. According to Tina, he said, "He didn't want another woman, or another life." He gave her one of his kidneys, buying her the remainder of her time on this earth and perhaps closing a cycle which took her from a man who inflicted injury upon her to a man willing to inflict injury upon himself to save her from harm. Born into a share-cropping family as Anna Mae Bullock in 1939, she died Tina Turner in a palatial Swiss estate: the queen of rock 'n roll; a storm of a performer with a wildcat-fierce voice; a dancer of visceral, spine-tingling potency and ability; a beauty for the ages; a survivor of terrible abuse and an advocate for others in similar situations; an author and actress; a devout Buddhist; a wife and mother; a human being of rare talent and perseverance who, through her transcendent brilliance, became a legend. Will Stenberg
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Katherine Ryan retweeted
22 May 2023
She may be tough to please, but even @Kathbum knows there’s so much to love on NOW! 🔥
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19 May 2023
There’s so many movies to love on NOW! Don’t just take our word for it though, ask @kathbum #NOWSoMuchToLove
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19 May 2023
She may be tough to please, but even @Kathbum knows there’s so much to love on NOW! 🔥
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17 May 2023
Romesh Ranganathan and @Kathbum may be the worst criminals ever. 😂 Don't miss the season finale of #RomanticGetaway this Monday at 9pm, only on W. 💰 Also streams on @STACKTV.
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It’s my uncle’s 90th birthday and he truly loves getting views on his music page. 🎂 He counts each one and wishes you well xx youtube.com/watch?v=cX1LCbhM…
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Love these guys and love what they’ve built x
Best podcast story ever told? 🤣
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Im sorry but beyonce is definitely the best performer alive !! 😭😭

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1. He wouldn’t know. 2. What?
Being stuck on hold to your GP when you need to see a doctor is deeply frustrating. We will end the 8am rush for appointments by making sure patients are either given an appointment immediately when they call or directed to a more appropriate service.
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Good communicators don't put people on the defensive. They do this by avoiding ONE WORD:
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this piece pushed me all the way out of my comfort zone
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Chinese food discourse OVER.
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5 May 2023
Introduced @Kathbum to findom today 🤫
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Replying to @CaseyYeow
@CaseyYeow can't believe we finally get to see @AvrilLavigne live next week after a 3 year wait and damn this Avril moment with @Kathbum is nearly 5 years ago.
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2 May 2023
Who the fuck does my landlord think he's talking to because it isn't me 💁‍♀️
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