Author of 21 books, including "HRT - Husband Replacement Therapy”, “The Revenge Club” & “The Sisterhood Rules” OUT NOW!
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Trump finally gets an erection! Yep, Commander Bone Spurs is marking his 80th b’day by erecting a vast steel martial arts fighting arena on the White House lawn – a Trump-oline for a giant toddler.
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Australia’s 2-nil victory over Turkey is all the more amazing when you consider that we only started playing soccer about oh, 2 months ago. #fifaworldcup instagram.com/reel/DZhQu9Rh9…
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Although at the Women’s Prize for Fiction, it’s a fact that Anneka dedicates her life to charitable works. Off to buy champers for MBE celebrations. Note Jane Austen handbag - It's a truth universally acknowledged that a woman in possession of an MBE must be in want of champers.
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Trump has spent more time on an island than Gilligan… But of course he never noticed Epstein’s underage castaways. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Three sassy, sisterly, mischievous career women walk past a cocktail bar – well, it could happen! Celebrating the 100th birthday of Woman & Home magazine with inspiring editor Hannah Fernando & powerhouse presenter Anita Rani. @itsanitarani @womanandhome @hannahfernando_editor
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Too often the collective noun for women writers is a “footnote of”…But not at the Women’s Prize For Fiction. Met so many inspirational writers but chatting to my literary heroine Arundhati Roy was a true fan girl moment. I actually curtsied, that's how much I love this goddess.
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Jun 11
The question is, how does Trump hide his cloven hooves in those Florsheim shoes?...War, inflation, disrespecting women, the disabled, military & world leaders, insider trading, decimating education, health care & the environment etc - time to reflect on your voting choices, MAGA.
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So I made my boyfriend do the male voices in the #TheSisterhoodRules audiobook because I can’t do Irish accents. It all went well until the big denouement sex scene. Mortified, he went from social butterfly to camouflage moth, longing for invisible ink. Listen on Apple & Spotify
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If laughter is the best medicine, last night we overdosed with Siobhan McSweeney, the comic genius behind The Derry Girls’ Sister Michael & the wickedly witty Guilty Feminist Deborah Frances-White in a joyous celebration of Aussie female fiction at @thestellaprize @AusHouseLondon
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Jun 9
Trump’s most vicious outbursts always at female journalists. He calls them stupid or piggy & tells them to smile. Standard behaviour of a misogynistic sexual predator. Trumpleforeskin clearly doesn’t have the balls to stand up to a bloke. But these women have ovaries of steel.
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Schiaparelli created wearable art for the most distinguished women of the 20th century. My favourite frock at the V&A’s ravishing retrospective of her innovative creations? This Dali inspired lobster dress. Well, you wouldn’t want crabs, obviously … #Schiaparelli
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Marmite pleads, “Do you love me or hate me?” Vegemite says, “I don’t care what you think, suckers.” And that’s the real difference between them; Marmite wants to be liked, but Vegemite knows it’s won already; no wuckin’ furries.
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With fascism rearing its ugly head again, it’s heartening to visit the Cable Street mural.
90 years ago trade unionists, socialists and Irish of the East End stood with the Jewish community to stop the Blackshirts marching through. Fabulous walking tour➡️ eastendwalks.com
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No Poo at the Point! Greedy, grubby Southern Water, who've turned British waters into a sewage sea, now want to pump effluent into the Solent from Silver Sands Beach. Please sign a petition to save the seahorses and other precious creatures. c.org/cWqfzjFd via @UKChange
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Trump has given the Statue of Liberty a Mar-a-Largo make-over for his 4th of July party. She's now peering into a mirror, purring 'Many people say I'm the most beautiful statue. The best statue. Love me bigly.'" #America250
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Robin Williams once said, "Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like NASCAR drivers, then we know who owns them."
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Worried about being pick pocketed in a crowd? Have found the perfect bag. Why? Well, most men will never find the zip, especially when fumbling about in the dark.
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Jun 6
In yet another example of everyday sexism, London residents condemn Kingston council’s equalities assessment which states that e-bikes allow females to fulfil their “traditional domestic responsibilities” & “stay looking nice on a bike.” It’s a bike boys, not a menstrual cycle.
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One for the Aussies - I suppose a root would be out of the question? Prudes, puritans & the fun police will no doubt want to um, soil mother nature's reputation. 😉
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