If Carrie Bradshaw could only afford Old Navy. Writer of things you probably didn’t watch, director, all around mediocre human being.

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May 25
This June it will be 18 yrs. Met and married my favorite person. Started a life together with me optioning my first show days after our wedding. Things are moving in ways I’ve only dreamt of. This life was worth the blood, sweat, and nearly 2 decades of tears.
12 Jun 2022
14 yrs ago I drove across the country to start life in LA . 2 apartments, 1 house, 3 dogs, 4 guys I cared about, a million that I didn’t. placed in a dozen festivals, on my 3rd manager, 1st agent, 2 freelance episodes under my belt. 14 of the most formative yrs of my life.
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Today was a chat with a producer I’m creating a pilot with. Tomorrow is a zoom with a consulting client then a meeting with a producer about a film we tried to make over a decade ago. Oh and today I choked on my lunch and almost died. So yeah. Things are going swell.
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The 25th Schwarbomb of the year! 🗳️ Phillies.com/AllStar
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Adorable, but blur my kids’ faces next time. This is the last warning I’m giving you.
last night I saw one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. These two babies just romping and playing with each other, running through the sprinklers. Just amazing. #AlaskaLife @mooseincrisis
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Jun 15
Really enjoyed seeing them lose.
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Jun 14
Be right back. Trying something new and making it my whole personality
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Jun 14
I’m just mainlining fan videos of New York from last night. Feels like something has lifted. Feels like timelines have shifted. I am here for it all.
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Jun 12
This.
Why Making a Living as a TV Writer in Hollywood is Harder Than Ever and Why the Old Way was Better for Everyone: A Crash Course. Don't worry, I'll include pictures so no one gets bored! 🧵
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Jun 11
That game was INSANE! And still men will make it about a woman in the front row.
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Jun 11
Met up with a client turned friend today who just moved to LA to give this career his all. I’ll have been here 18 years on the 12th. Just 2 days from now. I forget sometimes. The rush. The just arrived vibes. Good to be reminded. I feel lucky to still be fighting the good fight
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Jun 10
Waiting to set a date for this next pitch so I’ve got a little time. Who needs a script consult? I’ve worked with everyone from brand spanking new writers to active showrunners. My rates are good. My notes are good. Dm me if you want talk story!
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“You’re on the cusp of something big!” Cool. Mind giving me a quick shove? I’m exhausted.
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I would rather show my ass spread apart than my notes app
Jun 1
nudes are overrated show me ur notes app
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May 31
Roasting my ass off, eating my body weight, and searching for @TMacPhils and @JohnKruk
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May 25
This June it will be 18 yrs. Met and married my favorite person. Started a life together with me optioning my first show days after our wedding. Things are moving in ways I’ve only dreamt of. This life was worth the blood, sweat, and nearly 2 decades of tears.
12 Jun 2022
14 yrs ago I drove across the country to start life in LA . 2 apartments, 1 house, 3 dogs, 4 guys I cared about, a million that I didn’t. placed in a dozen festivals, on my 3rd manager, 1st agent, 2 freelance episodes under my belt. 14 of the most formative yrs of my life.
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May 25
Oh and the wedding was a freaking dream come true.
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May 25
Like bury me in this vibe please.
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May 25
The Phillies will be in LA this week. We are broke as hell after the wedding. But I’m in the world of… what’s a little more debt for a lot of joy?
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May 10
I think I gotta be done with this app. It just doesn’t fit me anymore. I’m Katie white writes over on the needle and thread space. I’m pretty easy to find. Maybe I’ll change my mind in the morning but this place just feels like swimming in dog shit.
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Apr 26
I thought that was one of the Backstreet Boys. Time to go back to the eye doctor
The ‘Landman’ team - director Stephen Kay, and actors Billy Bob Thornton, Sam Elliott and Andy Garcia - has arrived for #DeadlineContenders TV
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