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Jun 13
Cooking was my passion, and then I got diabetes. I cooked healthy food from scratch every day, and got diabetes. Food is now my enemy. I never thought this could happen.
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Jun 13
When you get older, you can still do all the work and family things that are expected of you, you just don't have the energy to do the things you love as well.
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Jun 12
microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year
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Jun 13
It occurs to me that I can afford a holiday in Greece, a place that will let me mooch about eating lovely food and taking breaks from reading with dips in the sea 🤔
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Jun 13
I've just told Monty cat he's a ridiculous animal and should eat the food he's already been given instead of licking all the jelly off it. He's responded by storming off upstairs in a huge sulk. Pets are such a comfort 😠😾
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Jun 13
Cat wants loads of attention
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Cat: Get off me 😾
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Jun 13
I've always thought a man ordering for a woman in a restaurant meant he was deciding what she should eat, not that he was ordering what she wanted for her. I'd rather men didn't do this, but I've been mad for decades over nothing ☹️
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People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,
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Jun 13
Sorting out my garden will need power tools. I love power tools. I have power tools. And yet the jungle grows. When did I become afraid to go outside?
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Jun 13
I think having an untreatable heart problem and no support has affected me more than I realised.
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Jun 13
Sometimes, my messed-up taste buds are a good thing. I've got a big punnet of red grapes on special offer, and they taste just like cherries, probably my favourite fruit ever 😃
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Jun 13
I dreamt I finally reached my target weight. Waking up this morning was particularly hard 😞
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Jun 12
"Twisted Chrysanthemum Joint," a Japanese woodworking technique that interlocks wood pieces without nails or glue
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Jun 12
I've pretty much run out of antiques shows, and I started watching antiques shows because my knowledge of forensics from true crime was becoming unsettling. I'm thinking Vikings next. Or papier-mâché.
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Jun 12
I am roasting a chicken. If I'm craving roast chicken at 9 in the morning and I have a chicken, I don't overthink it.
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Jun 11
I've made myself the most delicious pizza. It's small, and looks like nothing, but I'd feed it to Gordon Ramsay.
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Jun 9
the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee
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Jun 10
A world of wonderful music of all kinds to choose from, and the earworm I've got stuck in my head in the middle of the night is "Knees Up Mother Brown" 😑
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