Married. Funny. Tired.

Joined July 2009
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I guess it doesn't hurt to ask. @elonmusk $100k would help us out so much. What do you say? I'll work for it.
11 Oct 2021
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After seeing this for @SashaBanksWWE I really hope @SnoopDogg has them list a graphic reading "Sasha Banks' cousin" for him on #olympichighlights with @KevinHart4real
My wife and I just meow'd Stars and Stripes Forever back and forth to each other while our cat looked on bewildered between us and if that ain't makin' it work you can kiss my ass! #Happy4thofJuly
Happy Fourth of July to the most patriotic man on the planet, @the_ironsheik ! Sheikie Baby number one!
My wife loves #AnneGeorge books so much that when she comes across a copy of her books in thrift stores she places it so the cover faces out in hopes it may catch somebody's attention and they'll pick it up & fall in love with it & if that ain't a ray of happy I dont know what is
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Tears. Thank you, sir, for your service.
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25 Mar 2021
She was a force, and her talent and timing were unmatched. Rest In Peace Mama Bluth.
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Hey #MEMPHIS! @RonChilders says we gotta get a TON of retweets for @MemphoNewsLady to get a dog. Help her get her new best friend! #GetMemphisNewsLadyADog Tweet, retweet and use the hashtag. Everyone deserves a best friend. ๐Ÿถ
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"I'm a petty bitch. Just a reminder." -from the desk of Donald J. Trump
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Nice blanket/form letter @McDonalds but I would suggest it isn't retraining that's needed, but to carry what you advertise in the Mighty Hot Sauce. I'm still not convinced it exists as I've still never seen it in the wild. #Conspiracy
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP JABRONI โ€จNEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN JABRONIโ€จNEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NO GOOD LOW LIFE. โ€จNEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY UNLESS U PISS ME OFFโ€จNEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH โ€จNEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU UNLESS YOU FUCK W/ ME

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While I appreciate the response, your blanket statement does not help in convincing me that the #MightyHotSauce exists @McDonalds
23 Feb 2021
Replying to @KayPJay
Apologies, Ken. Help us address this, provide a few more details here: mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/contaโ€ฆ
What is the deal @McDonalds ? Once again, we are told that they do not have the Mighty Hot Sauce. I'm still convinced it doesn't exist. They have literally never had it every time we've asked for it. Prove it exists! #McDonalds #MightyHotSauce
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Ken Partridge Jr retweeted
Ted Cruz is an awful person.
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#YoMamasSoMAGA she has a black friend!
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#YoMamasSoMAGA she has separate laundry baskets for "whites" and "colors."
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#YoMamasSoMAGA she put a wall between the salsa and the rest of the food in the kitchen. #YoMamaSoMAGA
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