Mover, shaker, and noise maker.
Joined April 2009
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1 Dec 2017
But, in like, 5 years, do all the babies of Nashville have kindergarten conversations about how they’ll be wearing Abercrombie if daddy gets that license?
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25 Nov 2017
Poll: what do you say to someone who has removed their shoes and perched their feet atop your bag on a flight? 🤯
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24 Nov 2017
45 extended family members. Not a single one in the music industry. Five hours of endurance. #doyouknowStevenTyler #buthemadeacountryrecord #isntthatwhatyoudo
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21 Nov 2017
New rule: in order to obtain TSA Precheck, one must now complete a timed security line scenario and prove one’s nonidiotness. BECAUSE HOW YOU GONNA HAVE PRECHECK AND ALSO ACT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE AIRPORT?
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4 Nov 2017
Things you learn from the internet: very few humans are masterful spellers. #andithurtsmyfeelings
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13 Sep 2017
There are so many singers in Nashville, there should be a quarantine in most restaurants for the "coughers." #STOPIT #YOURUINMYLIFE
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7 Sep 2017
"I'm not just a spaceship. I'm a guitar player, too." @TheKyleAndrews, ladies and gentlemen
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3 Sep 2017
It's always this time of year that someone asks what I'm doing for Labor Day and I think "WAIT, PEOPLE TAKE DAYS OFF?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!"
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23 Jun 2017
But I'm tired but I need to pack but I want to work out but I need to sleep but I have to have clothes for trip and work clothes and HELP
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16 Jun 2017
To the "golf cart cab" driver that loudly honked at me, aiding your bachelor party clients in yelling obscene things at me: shove it.
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7 Jun 2017
Y'all I just walked by @lizzo's rehearsal and sang every word outside like a dork. Superfan to the max over here.
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3 Jun 2017
Some days I'm more of a seasoned veteran, but today I'm a straight salty one. #canttellmenothin
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1 Jun 2017
Just witnessed a greeting: "Hi, I'm Jack." "Hello, I'm Jill." Me: *screaming inside, dying to acknowledge the serendipity. Them: NO RESPONSE
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24 May 2017
Eating chicken salad but dreaming of a burger is probably a sign I'm gonna make some bad choices tonight.
8 May 2017
Trying to update my online presence. Step 1: video of me yelling mostly near the pitch with the dopest band ever.
youtu.be/TA5dQqe1l3o
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