My blurb’s better than your blurb

Thank you to all the wonderful fellow writers who liked and shared my #QuestPit yesterday. Truly appreciate the support her! 💖

The Fightback is a feminist revenge novel that asks the question men have feared and women have fantasised about: what if we turned from prey to predators? Fuelled by supernatural energy and righteous fury, this is a revenge story centuries in the making. #questpit #A #MSLW #WF

My first time joining in a pitch event for writers. How great is this??

The Fightback is a feminist revenge novel that asks the question men have always feared & women have always fantasised about: what if we turned from prey to predators? Fuelled by supernatural energy & righteous fury, this is a revenge story centuries in the making. #questpitch

The Fightback is a feminist revenge novel that asks the question men have always feared & women have always fantasised about: what if we turned from prey to predators? Fuelled by supernatural energy & righteous fury, this is a revenge story centuries in the making. #questpitch

The Fightback is a feminist revenge novel. It asks the question men have always feared and women have always fantasised about: what if we turned from prey to predators? Fuelled by supernatural energy and righteous fury, this is a revenge story centuries in the making. #questpit

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

Remember when we only had 140 characters here? Different times, man.

Why is this not the biggest story in the UK right now? lancs.live/news/lancashire-n…

What's the hap, dudes? Not been here in a while.

Or, allegedly, as it should be called 'The pinch of Salt Path '- hahaha, tell me Im first with that

Put my mask round my head but fucking forgot to put it over my actual nose & mouth while I just sprayed weed killer!!! Ffs.

British people food shopping list for a heatwave: - Twister lollies (and all the other lollies) - Quiche (Lorraine) - Assortment of “bits” (mini sausages, mini scotch eggs, various beige air fryable goods) - Coleslaw, potato salad (maybe a tub of beetroot cubes that you’ll inevitably drop down your white t-shirt) - Sausages, chicken drumsticks, burgers etc (if there’s any left) - Some sort of bright red marinade (will also drop down white t-shirt) - Baps/rolls/buns (or whatever you want to call them, don’t start) - Bag of salad leaves, with random decision made in shop as to whether you get “Italian Style”, “Bistro”, “Baby Leaf”, or some sort of iceberg and grated carrot fiasco (will throw away next week) - A cucumber and some tomatoes, obvs. It’s not a proper basic British salad without these sliced and dumped on the side of the plate (for proper British salad, do NOT mix them, they must remain in their own separate piles) - Some kind of horrible couscous pot type thing with raisins in it (that nobody will eat) - Dips (maybe some flatbreads that you’ll burn in the toaster) - Large bags of crisps to put into bowls - Strawberries - Ice (will leave in the car by mistake and find a bag of water in there later)

Hey @spccohen, why is the framing of this piece you wrote victim-blaming the MOTHER? Whitney is portrayed as neglectful while reports of her fear and physical abuse are a footnote at the bottom of your piece. In no world is this responsible reporting of fatal domestic abuse.

It was a leg-out-of-the-duvet night last night. But no matter how warm it gets this summer, I *will* still be using a duvet. Even if I have to stick all of my limbs out of it, so just a small piece remains on top of my torso somewhere, the duvet stays 💪

Why is Atlanta airport the busiest in the world? I would have assumed a capital city somewhere would have been.

Oof.

Father’s Day. I haven’t seen or spoken to my father in 37 years. My son hasn’t seen his father in 25 years. Both only fathers by virtue of one functioning sperm. Happy Father’s Day you utter, utter cunts, from the children you have that couldn’t give a fuck if you lived or died.

It's not "trauma", you're not "triggered", and your ex isn't a "narcissist"!, by @Kayleidogyn open.substack.com/pub/kaylei…

Wait... hold on... I know this one. Is it to... lose weight?