Long time gamer, some time mercenary software engineer, occasional storyteller and writer. Dungeon Master: will work for cookies.

Joined April 2011
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Wherein I make a good effort at briefly summarizing my campaign setting of Axiom! #dnd #ttrpg youtu.be/gS8qoqDzD3w via @YouTube
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It's about to begin... coming to Kickstarter next month; AETHERIAL EXPANSE☄️⭐🏴‍☠️ we heard the love for this world in our second Fable, so we've taken it to the next level with this brand new setting guide. More to come soon but for now, get excited🌌#dnd kickstarter.com/projects/977…
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Why, oh why, do battlemaps for sailing vessels in 5e not scale well? I look up "man o' war battlemap" and everything is absolutely tiny. I have found exactly 1 accurately sized ship that was also accurately labeled. Have others run into this same problem? #DnD #ttrpg
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This, absolutely this. Discworld for life!
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Today's exciting installment in "completely innocuous videos that current events forced me to edit" -R LINK: youtube.com/watch?v=ae6Z39V1…
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Also! By popular demand from TikTok, I have done a full version of Woe to the People of Order, a @Technothepig ballad! Please enjoy m.youtube.com/watch?v=yaxRl3…
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Fellow DMs, don't be afraid to look through monster manuals and bestiaries from previous editions for monster ideas to throw at your players. Seriously, I have a whole list of stuff that I am about to convert into 5e just for the next few adventures I'm planning. #DnD
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12 Apr 2022
📣 Our Kickstarter for "FLEE, MORTALS!" THE MCDM MONSTER BOOK is now live! Over 300 new monsters for your DnD 5e games! 📣 Kickstarter Link: kickstarter.com/projects/mat…
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I love dropping lore bombs during downtime for my players. This downtime has been good for those because the dice gods have been kind. A nat 20 on an arcana check allowed me to write out a page and a half of lore for the party necromancer. Our next session is gonna be fun!
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Be this DM. Grow the hobby. 🖤 #DnD #ttrpg #pathfinder
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#DnD #dnd5e #ttrpg Ran a “side quest” for my players this weekend. Basically one player knew in advance that they couldn’t make it to the game when we set up the schedule so I just did a one shot with everyone else’s existing characters in my setting. 1/4
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I think that the best part was when the Eldritch Knight realized what the final encounter was and said: “A warehouse full of Mimics? Really?” As 4 of them started to attack him all at once. In the end everybody enjoyed themselves! 3/4
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A close second was when the pugilist enforcer got off one of her special abilities on the party’s Minotaur paladin and threw him across an alleyway into a wall. He stands up, snorts, and says “well met” and charges back into the melee. 4/4
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Proud to be a part of a musical we didn't ask for🎵💪 @samriegel
Tonight’s Campaign 3 Premiere is sponsored by @HitPointPress and Fool’s Gold: Into the Bellowing Wilds, based on the popular animated series @DingoDoodles! Explore a deadly jungle where fun is guaranteed and death is VERY likely. Check it out at FoolsGold5e.com!
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How to not suck at programming: Step 1 - don't reinvent the wheel badly. 🤪
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#dnd #ttrpg So you want to hear a story, huh? A tale of adventure across the stars! Come! Listen to old Mobilar, I've got a story for you! This story begins in the shining jewel of a city called Axiom. Some say it is a warren of greed and corruption - and it is!
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Dramatic drum beat. begin playing youtube.com/watch?v=GjTTB6yI…

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This thread inspired by the intro to Borderlands 2.