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"If you were after him you were after all of us." - Roy Keane
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Roy Keane reacts to David Beckham's spending habits...πŸ˜‚
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You should have been there, just like his career @MicahRichards burst onto the scene...πŸ˜‚
The Metropolitan Police say they have arrested a 42-year-old man on suspicion of assault after Roy Keane was allegedly headbutted.
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When the cab finally arrives at pre-drinks...

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Roy Keane Reactions retweeted
Who's got the best caption - I'll go first: 'When your mate tries to refuse a shot they didn't ask for...'
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β€œI've got my kids (tattooed) on my right arm: Shannon, Caragh, Aidan and Leah… The wife did ask me why didn't I get hers and I said 'they'll always be my kids but you won't necessarily always be my wife,' which she wasn't too pleased about.” - Roy Keane
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Roy Keane, @GNev2 & @Carra23 playing hurling at Croke Park...πŸ˜‚
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The Banshees of Old Trafford feat. Alex Ferguson & Roy Keane...πŸ˜‚ x.com/StevenPConnolly/status… (πŸ“½@StevenPConnolly)

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Jesus fucking Christ!
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Here's Roy Keane saying "THAT'S YOUR JOB!" Do your thing Twitter.
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"At Burnley v Man City I bumped into Roy Keane. I politely asked him for a 'Quick one' holding my phone up. He replied 'Why are you asking me for a quick one outside the toilets? And why say a quick one, they all take the same amount of time!'."
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"You have to admit Roy that was impressive. One guy misses a 9 darter and the next hits one immediately..." "That's their job Gary. If I was Van Gerwen I'd be having a good long look at myself in the mirror. Hit your doubles!"
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Big shout out to calendars for doing their job this year. Great to see.
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RIP Pele. The greatest player to don the Irish badge...#PELE
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Young Roy Keane...
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Roy Keane waiting for the Ghost of Christmas Nonsense...πŸ‘»πŸŽ„
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"I don't see the problem with a celebrity chef holding the World Cup..." "The man is famous for seasoning steak Gary. STEAK! He's stolen a living by sprinkling steak with salt. He shouldn't be next or near the trophy."
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Roy Keane giggling...πŸ˜‚

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