Unreal Engine Programmer | If found, return to @Lindylu100 | He/Him | Opinions mine not my employer's | @KeefJudge@mastodon.social
Joined November 2009
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14 Oct 2025
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My talk from UnrealFest Orlando on Taking the Pain out of Unreal Engine upgrades is now online!
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Jun 12
[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining]
"... And a sausage roll, please"
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Amazon canned the new Stargate show because existing fans would like it too much?
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May 25
Not for the first time, the weather being this hot makes me jealous of women and their lovely light sundresses. Gotta be a lot cooler than t-shirt and shorts.
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May 21
I read this in the "Jet 2 Holidays" voice.
May 21
Every family should enjoy the summer without having to think about the pressures of the cost of living.
That’s what our Great British Summer Savings package is all about.
ALT Keir Starmer visits Home Cafe & Kitchen in Harrow.
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May 10
Top tip: Don't strim your garden's weeds and brambles wearing shorts, because you'll end up with lots of tiny cuts all over your shins.
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May the sausages be with you.
ALT Sweep dressed as a Jedi on the sandy wastes of Tatooine.
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May 3
I forgot to show you all we did a Bob Ross paint-along lunchtime with work a couple of weeks ago.
I haven't painted anything since I was a kid, so I'm really pleased with the result.
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May 2
they call them crisps there
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You and your mates better not be decked out in 70’s suits air humping to Cilla Black when I get home!!!!
Me and my mates :
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Apr 25
GitHub outages since Microsoft acquisition 🤣
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Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/…
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Apr 8
Going forward I will now only take any statement Donald Trump delivers Seriously, If he is stood next to a Giant Easter Bunny.
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It’s crazy that the moon I’m looking up at right now is the same moon where those astronauts can’t get Outlook to work.
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-93 bytes, one of the best Wikipedia line deletions I’ve ever seen.
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Mar 31
I wonder if the Scott Mills bridge at Fleet Services on the M3 is being hastily renamed?
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Mar 25
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:
"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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Mar 22
" You ok babes ? You've hardly sat on your Marlboro couch.
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