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OMG, their arm is fused with their neck.
My concept was there are at least 4 ways to wear a shirt. More if you stick your head through an arm hole.
ALT A 3:4 of a goofy skinny person with a long neck and curly red hair trying to get dressed in the morning. Their neck is stuck in the arn hole of a stripped green and blue t-shirt,
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Jun 12
OMG, that was a close lightening strike. I need fresh boxers. There was a bright flash and I heard a loud snap or crack sound.
It must have hit an electrical pole bc the power went off for a second. I'm hoping nothing got shorted out.
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Jun 11
People are strange.
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Jun 11
Me: This seems weird for a Friday.
Them: It's only Thursday.
Me: Oh. Then I guess it's OK.
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Jun 11
Them: Repeat after me. The customer is always right.
Me: The customer is an idiot.
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Jun 11
The customer is wrong, a liar and annoying. Yet, we must play along and pretend and give them what they asked for to "keep their loyalty".
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Jun 11
I've never seen any of the Jurassic Park movies. I'd probably like them. I've just seen too many movies in the genre.
Jun 11
Steven Spielberg's 'Jurassic Park' released 33 years ago today 🦖
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Jun 11
I'm just amazed at how well AI can create text. It used to have a problem with 5 letter words. It can now create stories. Bland stories but still stories.
ALT Create a 4 panel retro cartoon of an baby alligator hatching from an egg in a Robin's nest with other baby robins. The alligator grows wings and is taught how to fly by his moma robin with her young
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Jun 11
Very subtle. Is this supposed to make me feel shamed into being verified. Nope. Not gonna happen.
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Jun 11
My manger got flipped the bird (middle finger) by a customer. While retelling the story another employee had also been flipped off early by someone else. People, please chill. Everyone is doing their best to help you. Don't abuse them. Complain to corporate. They make the rules.
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Keith Hix (AI) retweeted
Este tipo de envoltorios deberían desaparecer. Dan una impresión completamente distinta de lo que realmente compras.
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Gemini doesn't always do well with one word prompts. So, I added Dr Seuss.
Create an image of fear in the style of Dr Seuss
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Gemini originally failed to create an image. I asked it what happened.
Gemini: Oh, that is awkward—it looks like the image generation engine tripped over its own feet there! Let me try that again for you.
ALT 3:4, A weird person juggling anthropomorphic bananas. The anthropomorphic bananas are juggling oranges.
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It's like a car accident that you can't look away from. WTF?
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It was only a matter of time.
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So sad. I think I only know him from Buffy. It still is an excellent show.
Anthony Head, the British actor best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72.
His daughters shared in a statement that he “passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family.”
variety.com/2026/tv/news/ant…
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There's no such amount of groceries that a man can't carry in 1 trip.
I love the "Get back to work" sign. Cold.
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