Professional log-watcher and speed-Googler. Officially good at turning things off and on again, I have the paper to prove it.
Joined February 2013
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
26 Mar 2025
I used to be very frustrated when security researchers published detailed vulnerability reports - meticulously describing every step of the discovery process but failing to include indicators of compromise or exploitation.
It’s not about writing detection rules for us. Just sharing a log snippet, suspicious process behavior, or anything else observed during successful exploitation would be incredibly valuable.
Better handover between researchers and defenders means faster, more effective responses.
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18 Mar 2025
So LNK files have had command lines put in them by worms/other threats for execution/persistence for at least 15 years now, but because someone put a linebreak in there it's now suddenly a zero-day? Guess it's been a slow day at the Trend Micro offices again
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
19 Dec 2024
If it's not Wallace and Gromit I don't want to know you tbh
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2 Oct 2024
Halloween month has arrived, as is tradition a new spooky name must be set
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
26 Sep 2024
It's great that threat actors are using AI to generate their scripts - it adds comments to every code block, making it so much easier for us to read
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
15 Aug 2024
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
1 Aug 2024
Never even liked tennis anyway.
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
29 Jul 2024
Ooh yes.
ALT Investors Are Suddenly Getting Very Concerned That AI Isn't Making Any Serious Money "We sense that Wall Street is growing increasingly skeptical."
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21 Jul 2024
Nobody's talking about the true impact of the pandemic: Boomers/Gen X being confined to social media for a year. Now each time there's an outage you've got swathes of middle-aged professionals screaming that the deep state did it to... uh... something something EVIL. Brain worms.
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21 Jul 2024
The Roman empire had their lead water pipes pushing their middle and ruling classes to madness. We've got Twitter and Facebook ads.
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
19 Jul 2024
19 Jul 2024
null pointers strike again!
looks like the crowdstrike issue is a dereferenced null pointer that's trying to access null memory using the 'mov r9d, dward ptr r[8]' assembly operation.
brutal.
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19 Jul 2024
Has anyone made a stylish anime villain character for the Crowdstrike outage yet? Designed a poster or action figure for it? I'm thinking something like "Stricken Lemming"
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13 Jun 2024
It said I had TLS 1.1 enabled on an internal application, High priority issue.
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
30 May 2024
Here we go again
30 May 2024
NEW YORK (AP) — Donald Trump says he is 'a very innocent man' after jury finds him guilty of 34 felony offenses.
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
8 May 2024
The majority of infosec professionals I’ve worked with have had little passion nor time for infosec outside of what their role entailed. That’s okay, your job doesn’t need to be your identity and vice versa.
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17 Apr 2024
Missingno and catching Mew is how I got into cybersecurity, lil pseudo-UAF memory corruptions on 8-bit processors making the understanding so much simpler, and with a very graphic and intuitive manipulation and end effect. Pannenkoek has great stuff on floats, int overflows, etc.
16 Apr 2024
If you want to learn how computers really work, study the four hour video about the mathematical edge-cases of how walls are implemented in Super Mario 64.
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keithdoesstuff.bsky.social retweeted
16 Mar 2024
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26 Feb 2024
the democrats stole the erection
25 Feb 2024
There’s literally no amount of Viagra on earth that’s going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood. Just stop!
The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he’s not up to any task!
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