Addressing these statistical claims about the California election.

Who is he staring at like that, and when does she turn 12?

The Knicks have not lost a playoff series since Zohran Mamdani has been Mayor. Just thought I should point this out.

If Donald Trump knocked on your door, would you invite him in?

I just want to make sure we all frame this right. The Spurs didn't lose. The Knicks won. Gove credit to the Knicks. Make it about them.

What is the best Marvel TV series?

Why is everything that is wrong with Trump's presidency Biden's fault, but when Biden was President, everything bad that happened in the world was Biden's fault?

Jalen Brunson's nickname should be the Brunson Burner.

I want the Knicks to lose this game, even if they win the series. If they win the series, I want to see them clinch it at home so one of the most loyal and long-suffering fan bases in sports can celebrate it live and in person.

I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support that @MichelleObama has poured into me over the years. Her story — from her South Side roots to the White House and beyond — is a central part of the Obama Presidential Center.

They're doing a remake of Wizard Oz, and Spurs first-quarter leads are playing the part of the Wicked Witch based on their ability to melt so dramatically.

One of the things I'm doing with food is realizing your favorite comfort foods don't have to be bad for you. A PBJ on fresh-milled sandwich bread takes a childhood favorite to adult-level satisfaction. Yesterday, I made a potato bread that came out beautifully. Perfectly browned crust, and the crumb is softer than a puppy's fur.

Imagine being married to a men's soccer player. Every time they get a boo-boo, they lie down and act like they're on the verge of death. What's wrong, dear? Paper. gasp. Cut.

These blondies are some of the best-tasting things I have ever put in my face. I'm a bit sad that the photos don't do them justice. I used two types of wheatberries (spelt and soft white) to make the flour, each giving a slightly different flavor profile. I used organic melting chocolate and cacao nibs, giving two aspects of chocolate flavor, one sweet and one bitter. I used two types of sugar, giving two layers of sweetness--honey and turbinado. The turbinadao also gives a subtle caramel undertone. The strawberries add a bit of another kind of sweetness and brightness to it. I also lightly salted them to tie the flavor to the chocolate. And I had walnuts, which blended well with the nuttiness of the flour. The fat in the walnuts and the butter helped give it depth. My experiments in cooking lately have been to give a "whole tongue" experience, where I play with different types of flavor and different layers. I liken it to an orchestra, where every instrument works together to make a whole piece of music. The danger is that if you don't do it right, you're just making noise. And to be fair, I've screwed up a few experiments, but this one really hit. I honestly had a tonguegasm. Most importantly, while these aren't "health food" in the traditional sense, they offer far more nutritional value than you're typically getting in a "desert" because I use fresh-milled flour and unprocessed ingredients. Furthermore, because I have the insoluble fiber in the grain, it gives a much more satisfying, satiating sense than, say, a Snickers bar. I think we have come to think of being on a "diet" as eliminating foods you love. But I"ve lost 60 pounds eating like this. I don't count calories or eliminate food groups. I just make sure whatever I'm eating has nutritional value. I'm writing a book called the "FOOD Diet" that discusses all this in detail. These have about 300 calories and all this. I think next time I'll try adding some fermented strawberries to it to take it to another level. Recipe and nutritional info below.

Qatar just reached elbow deep and pulled a goal for a tie out of their ass. Amazing!

What if I told you I don't believe there will be a peace agreement tomorrow?

Have you ever taken a magnificent poop and wished you could brag about it? But the PC police say, "Oh no! That's TMI!!!!"

Elon Musk hoards wealth. It's not complicated.

TRIRVIA!!! Which athlete made fame and fortune out of tying for fifth place?

When we can't all agree that there is something wrong with the President of the United States spending millions of taxpayer dollars to host an event on his birthday that financially benefits him, we have a reality problem.