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If you were a cookie, you’d be a whoreo.
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Can someone, anyone (with actual knowledge) PLEASE explain to me why @WestJet doesn't cancel flights as soon as they know they can't fly?
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Seems my Spotify account was highjacked, and no seemingly easy way to contact them for help. @AskSpotifyStars any assistance???
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Back to back episodes, and @Cutsysays has had to leave the green to poop both times...
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Did air traffic controllers go on strike and nobody knows about it? Wtf is going on lately!? 🥺 #airtravel #planecrash
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If I like you, you'll know it. If I don't, you'll also know.
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Leave me on read. #dare
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If someone tells you to stop wearing leggings in order to elevate your life, tell them to stfu. #fitcheck
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Apple users flipping out about the Lightning to USB-C charger switch with forever make me laugh. Welcome to the times of the rest of the world, you fks.
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Listening to a woman say "I have to ask my husband," makes me barfy. #ick
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KelseyInModeration retweeted
Replying to @KelsLunk @WestJet
Meanwhile Air Canada is landing early lol
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If you try to villify coffee, you and I are no longer. #beaner
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It's the year 2025. @WestJet forgets how to fly in the winter. There's snow in the forecast. They preemptively cancel all flights. Canadian air travel remains the laughing stock of the world. #fkWestJet
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"Call me." No. #ick
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People tell you getting into a cold plunge is the only hard part. Ok, then why do you have a "best time?" Cause it's not all sunshine and sauna vibes once you actually get in there, liars! #coldplunge
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"Aren't Surrenders supposed to be done with a barbell?" Me: I'm mean; I'm not dumb. #knowyouraudience #quotesfromthegym
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Another night, another dream about a professional athlete. #shesgotatype
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If ur saying it doesn't matter that someone lost their home/business/car/etc, cuz "they're celebrities," you can GFYS. It doesn't matter who you are, or what you own, or how much money you have...having it burned to the ground is a feeling you'll never understand. #PrayForLA
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If you've ever wondered "do I sound like a broken record?", you do. #breakthecycle
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"What brought you back to Twitter/X?" @Maxhoma 🐦
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