Yay. The Strait that was open before we began bombing Iran open, is open again. Everybody pretend this is a huge victory for Trump so he'll end this catastrophe.

ADA lawsuit incoming @pmelt !!! Haters gonna hate!!! Hackamania off to a rocky start for Quad

They are accusing Bob Barker of being racist. Based Bob Barker.

Hey @WhitneyCummings I think the internet would be a little bit more easier on you if you just gave @ashleyvcummings her horse back. Just do the right thing already and live in peace.

YES!!! Thanksgiving and I'm doing a dry brined spatchcocked turkey and a cornbread, Italian sausage, dried cherries and chestnut stuffing. Check out my apron!

Coinbase is down. The bull market is here 🐂

And this is why I told you to get your coins out. This is coinbase 🥲

Coinbase just dead in the water now - not able to buy anything, just constant errors

In 2009, the financial crisis happened while I was in college. I had a great engineering internship in 2008 that went well, but amid the crisis they halted their entire internship program for 2009, so I couldn’t go back to that. I sent out applications to other places but wasn’t getting great results. Then I finally got a call back when it was already into June 2009 internship season. He was a PhD computer scientist at a big organization hiring for a programmer intern, whereas I was an electronics engineer. He said, “your resume is great. I’ve got a big stack of them here and yours is one of the two best.” And I was like, “I mean, not for programming...” He asked, “What classes have you taken on it?” I said, “I took literally computer science 101. And uh, microcontrollers which had some programming. Most of my classes were on electronics.” He was like, “Well, we need someone to write a program that analyzes the accuracy of radio signals propagating through the atmosphere, so your electromagnetics knowledge could be helpful.” So I asked, “I’m willing to learn, but literally I barely know how to write a ‘Hello World’ program, so would there be mentorship there for when I run into issues?” and he said yeah, he’d be happy to. So I was like, “Alright, if you want me onboard compared to that other resume, let me know.” Then went back to assuming that I wouldn't get it, obviously. I barely even wanted the job, because it was already early June and I had no time to relocate. So I wasn't nervous at all, just chill and brutally honest in the interview. I approached the interview like the guy in Office Space with the Bobs, and it went the same way: the Bobs loved it. Apparently the other applicants were like, "here are ten reasons why I'm the best for the job!" while I was like, "wait, why do you even want me for this?" So I got the job, and commuted 90 minutes to work and back (3 hours round trip daily, which is why I barely wanted it at that late stage since I didn't have time to get a 3-month lease in the city, but now had to grind). I got a C textbook and figured out how to write the program I was hired for, with an array of linked lists that collected data and ran some custom sorting algos on it and then spat it back out. He mentored me when I had questions, as promised. My program worked well, except it took too much RAM since I’m not a good programmer and didn’t account for certain backend details, but for a v1 draft it was great and provided the results they were after. He brought me on as an intern again for a different project, which went well, and then it led to a decade-long enjoyable career there under a different manager (this time focusing on my electronics background) until I retired early to focus on my love of finance. Sometimes it pays to be like the guy from Office Space and shoot from the hip.

Thanks for keeping the AC @47 degrees. JOEYC stole the show.carmet was a dud.

I was there. Yes, I was a judge on Howard Stern’s “Buttaface Contest.” It’s interesting how today’s new ‘Puritans’ judge something from two decades ago with today’s overtly faux sensitivities. That epsisode was over 20 years ago and it was obvious that this young woman was not just pretty but downright beautiful. Nobody forced her or ANY girls to put a bag over their head. ALL the women volunteered and were happy to play along. I’m not defending the meanness of this episode, however meanness was the entire point. The audience laughed uproariously as did the contestants. They were IN on the joke. The ‘idea’ being an experiment in outrageous bad taste and political INCORRECTNESS! Which is what comedy should try to do… Be as outrageous as possible to see what funny thing is perhaps too far?! At that time (taped in Las Vegas by the way…nobody mentions that that hotbed of iniquity was where this happened) the culture wasn’t captive to the most sensitive members of society and their whining or their self righteous fake moral superiority of the 2020’s. Also, we were all smashed on tequila! Good tequila. Very goor tequila.

@ConnorZilisch falls after getting out of his car in victory lane. Hope he’s ok.

Loni and I did an episode of Barney Jones together. You can’t imagine a nicer person. May this lovely woman rest in peace.

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Ozzy is with Randy again 💙💐✝️💐 #ozzy #OzzyOsbourne

Dad is taking care of his family. #Bitcoin

Call bob levy #levyjew

Cheeky day pint for @ChadsCellmate . Rest In Big Piece(?) #SkyMaskForever #RayDeVitoStinks