And yes, I do answer emails. I also block/spam-label newsletters I didn't subscribe myself to. Old-school manners as I leave here to return to the olden ways.
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19 Nov 2022
Did I figure this out? I hope I figured it out. @keristevens@romancelandia.club on Mastadon.
(And I also use my email!)
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18 Nov 2022
I'm @keristevens on mastodon. And, for at least a little while, I'll be a follow-back girl.
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27 Oct 2022
May the whole day go this way...
Wordle 495 3/6
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27 Oct 2022
I mean... chills.
27 Oct 2022
THIS TITLE!!! Oh, he is burning it DOWN down.
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27 Oct 2022
Past Keri left this note in our shared manuscript: "NONE OF THEM ARE HAPPY. Explain without explaining too much."
Past Keri was a lazy-ass b*tch and Future Keri's going to be really pissed at her b/c Present Keri's going to shut this MS and eat a poptart now.
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Keri @ KeriStevens dot com retweeted
24 Oct 2022
Deters sent a follow up email: “Let’s have this Twitter war scum bag”
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24 Oct 2022
Email in my inbox from Eric Deters, GOP candidate for governor in Kentucky:
"Suing you and your paper
You are a joke of a journalist
Fuck you and your rag paper and you can quote me"
Consider yourself quoted.
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24 Oct 2022
Guess which mom did an entire college walking tour with her zipper down? #AchievementUnlocked
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24 Oct 2022
Huh. Maybe I CAN do anything I set my mind to.
Naw.
Not this. I can't do this.
If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷
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23 Oct 2022
If I’d remembered alt text I’d have pointed out it looks like a red & pink phallus.
23 Oct 2022
The dog toy that disturbs you until you realize it’s a fox.
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23 Oct 2022
The dog toy that disturbs you until you realize it’s a fox.
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23 Oct 2022
In which I saw the word "discombobulating" and looked up, and sure enough, it was a @TheLizLincoln retweet.
22 Oct 2022
NEW: We've reached the part of the campaign that's frankly a bit discombobulating, so we're bringing back the Discombobulated Edition of The Recombobulation Area.
13 quick takes during the midterm election home stretch in Wisconsin.
Let's discombobulate: recombobulationarea.substack…
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23 Oct 2022
Also, one-handed portpottying is a real PITA, even when your non-dominant hand is the one that shall not be touched.
23 Oct 2022
Hit the Ohio Renaissance Festival yesterday. Saw the @kamikazefirefly show (as you must) and got some fabulous henna (finally. After years!). I hate getting mani-pedis. But I love getting henna. Go figure.
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23 Oct 2022
Hit the Ohio Renaissance Festival yesterday. Saw the @kamikazefirefly show (as you must) and got some fabulous henna (finally. After years!). I hate getting mani-pedis. But I love getting henna. Go figure.
21 Oct 2022
Dreamt last night that I got offered a pill called "Story," but when I asked the guy what the effects/side effects of the drug were, he couldn't tell me. So I turned it down. Can't even let myself have fun in dreams. Woke up kicking myself b/c I NEED a "story" pill.
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21 Oct 2022
Gratitude this morning for all the grandmas what send their 15-yr-old grandkids cards in the mail. Without you, not one of my sons could have gotten their KY driver's permit (b/c what the hell is this "postmarked snail mail" req for kids, anyway?)
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