Staff Writer, New York Mag. Screenwriter. New Englander in Iowa City.

Joined February 2009
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Last week, at a Best Western in Sioux Falls, Joe Biden kissed a woman who wasn’t his wife on the mouth. That, and other observations about the return of the Bidens. nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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NYC has proven once again that Sharia law works
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Raman cried during the part of the speech when she addressed her children and how they only knew her when she was running for something. The “she tearfully conceded” stuff was memed into existence from people who didn’t watch the whole thing. youtube.com/shorts/gJ1VaUso-…
Unbelievable that the Washington Post opinion page would print something this straightforwardly false
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very bizarre that all the people on here rightly pointing out that Bass is bad at her job are rooting for the candidate who will ensure her continued tenure
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the inclusion of elevator reform is proof that posting can change the world
Replying to @aarmlovi
Mamdani's housing plan is live! There's sweeping YIMBY stuff: -Aggressive TOD upzoning -Major permitting reform -Rescuing & rebuilding NYCHA -Building Code reform They're also looking at finer details, like fixing the FDNY inspections that so often delay final occupancy
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Iowa undergrads are not signing up for “center for intellectual freedom” classes about how “capitalism rocks” — classes that presumably cover the efficient allocation of resources in accordance with market demand. So the legislature wants to mandate them. kcrg.com/2026/05/20/iowa-law…
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This framework applies to much of the smartphone theory of everything. Social isolation, sexlessness, political polarization, the decline in teenage “vice”—all of these trends predate the arrival of phones. In some cases, they have accelerated; in others, not really.
Smartphones are not the explanation for the recent decline in fertility. Instead, they are an accelerator of deeper forces already at work. Let’s start with the facts. Fertility is falling almost everywhere: in rich, middle-income, and poor countries; in secular and religious countries; and in countries with high and low levels of gender equality. The decline accelerated around 2014. So, no country-specific explanation will work unless you are willing to believe that 200 distinct country-specific explanations arrived at roughly the same time. Smartphones look like the obvious candidate: the first iPhone was released in 2007, and global adoption has been astonishingly fast. Economists understand the first major decline in fertility in advanced economies, from 6 or 7 children per woman throughout most of human history to about 1.8, that occurred between the early 1800s and roughly 1970, well before smartphones. The main drivers were a sharp fall in child mortality (effective fertility was rarely above 3 and often close to 2) and the shift from a low-skill, rural agrarian economy to a high-skill, urban industrial one. We have quantitative models that fit these facts well. Country-specific factors mattered too, of course. Proximity to low-fertility neighbors accelerated Hungary’s decline, while fragmented landowning structures accelerated France’s. But these were second-order mechanisms. This is also why most economists long considered Paul Ehrlich’s doom scenarios implausible. We forecast that fertility in middle- and low-income economies would follow the same path as in the rich, probably faster, because reductions in child mortality reached India or Africa at lower income levels (medical technology is nearly universal, and most gains come from handwashing and cheap antibiotics, not Mayo Clinic-level care). Much of what we see in Africa or parts of Latin America today is still that old story. But in the 1980s, a new pattern appeared. Japan and Italy fell below 1.8, the level we had thought was the new floor. By 1990, Japan was at 1.54 and Italy at 1.36. This second fertility decline began in Japan and Italy earlier than elsewhere, driven by country-specific factors, but the underlying dynamics were widespread: secularization, an education arms race, expensive housing, the dissolution of old social networks, and the shift to a service economy in which women’s bargaining power within the household is higher. The U.S. lagged because secularization came later, suburban housing remained relatively cheap, and African American fertility was still high. U.S. demographic patterns are exceptional and skew how academics (most of whom are in the U.S.) and the New York Times see the world. My best guess is that, without smartphones, Italy’s 2025 fertility rate would be about 1.24 rather than 1.14. I doubt anyone will document an effect larger than 0.1-0.2. Italy was at 1.19 in 1995, not far from today’s 1.14. The TFR is cyclical due to tempo effects, so I do not read too much into the rise between 1995 and 2007 or the decline from 1.27 in 2019 to 1.14 today. The direct effect of smartphones is not zero, but it is not, by itself, that large. Where social media, in general, and smartphones, in particular, matter is in the diffusion of social norms. What would have taken 25 years now happens in 10. Social media are not the cause of fertility decline; modernity is. But they are a very fast accelerator. That is why social media are a major part of the story behind Guatemala (yes, Guatemala) going from 3.8 children per woman in 2005 to 1.9 in 2025. Without them, Guatemala would also have reached 1.9, just 20 years later. Modernity, in its current form, is incompatible with replacement-level fertility. By modernity, I do not mean capitalism: fertility fell earlier and faster in socialist economies than in market economies. Socialist Hungary fell below replacement in 1960, and socialist Czechoslovakia in 1966 (both experienced small, short-lived baby booms in the mid-1970s). By modernity, I mean a society organized around rational, large-scale systems and formalized knowledge. Countries will not converge to the same fertility rate. East Asia is likely stuck near 1, possibly below, given its unbalanced gender norms and toxic education systems. Latin America faces the same gender problem plus weak growth prospects, so I expect something around 1.2. Northern Europe has more egalitarian family structures and might hold near 1.5. The very religious societies are probably the only ones that will sustain 1.8. All of this could change with AI or changes in population composition. We will see. But on the current evidence, deep sub-replacement fertility is the “new new normal.” Unless we reorganize our societies, better learn to handle it as best we can.
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I have no evidence beyond experience but i suspect the drop in grades reflects in part a cultural shift away from intellectual challenge. Rigor isn’t valued or incentivized. Demanding teachers are disparaged as “traditional” and incapable of serving the “whole child.”
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I’m taking a break from farming 2watch Indiana fever professional women’s basketball. I’m watching bc I am a follower of Caitlin Clark If u haven’t followed Caitlin Clark u should she is an all American sports hero from right here in Iowa Caitlin was a star at the Univ of Iowa
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Forgot how good some of the bits were on the Clinton one too “As secretary how many words can you type? And does Obama like his coffee like himself?…weak?”
“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one
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Camp Mystic, the all-girls Christian camp in Hunt, Texas, is no longer seeking a 2026 operating license amid scrutiny from lawmakers and the parents of those killed in last year’s devastating flash flood. nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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Wittgenstein's (incredibly typical) response to a university friend taking him for a cheerful afternoon out to watch a boat race:
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"Outside the purely legal realm, whether Mystic should reopen in 2026 is not a question of safety. It is a question of propriety, dignity, and, ultimately, shame." I'm late to @KerryHowley's piece on the Camp Mystic disaster. It's so incredibly well done. nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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“LA is boring” then why did I just get a delicious taco from a car wash parking lot at 11pm
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Regarding Helen Dewitt, brilliant people often struggle with everyday life stuff, and not just artists either. Here's a quote from a Quanta magazine article, describing June Huh, the fields medal winning mathematician:
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If I was to move to LA today, for the first time, I’d move to the westside and take every class I was interested in at Santa Monica college. I’d visit Venice beach frequently and go on dating app dates with tattooed chefs, moody skaters, drummers, a couple losers and a couple ken dolls, and as many artists as possible. I’d find it all so funny. I’d get really into avocado and tacos and burritos and have a sort of aspirational feeling when I walk through erewhon. I’d just enjoy hot people and their homes and lives. I’d work a sexy little job that elevates my wardrobe and taste. I’d mill around until I found some hottie who wants to hunker down and create a settlement further east. I’d see how that goes. I’ll prioritize live shows when I live east, because you have to. I’d find a scene or two to become a reoccurring character in just for the memories, the friendship. I’d take the offer to host parties once a week at a bar or club even if it’s a Tuesday. I wouldn’t think about anyone’s money but my own. I’d get laser hair removal and a crop top habit. I’d go to the movies, even the foreign indie one. I’d go to the plays, even the 30-seater local ones. I’d travel purely by waymo and uber for at least two years. I would go in the sun and say yes to every pool. I would just enjoy it.
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New: Statement from Camp Mystic on this confirmation that the Texas Rangers are assisting DSHS with an investigation into "hundreds of complaints" against the camp following last year's deadly flood. #txlege
New: @TxDPS says in a statement that the Texas Rangers are assisting DSHS in an investigation “regarding complaints of neglect by Camp Mystic” during the July 2025 floods. #txlege
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Simon Conway (Iowa right wing talk radio host) begging his listeners to stop yelling at him for giving Rob Sand easy interviews because he can’t help it if Sand keeps giving exactly the right answers a dem should give to get elected governor of Iowa
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