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23 Feb 2017
That moment when you start to relate more with Calvin's Dad than Calvin... #CalvinAndHobbes
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OMG THIS IS THE ONE I WANTED TO SEE!!!
Patrick Ewing is the reason I became a Knicks fan, and my "Authentic" jersey of his from my sophomore year in high school 1995) proves it.
As proud of this team as I am, I literally could not be happier for @CoachEwing33 tonight.
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Not forgetting the other hardware that my teams have brought home. Between the @TexasLonghorns Directors Cup and the @TexasSoftball championship, I've had a pretty magical couple of weeks!
Jun 14
Winning The Directors Cup is the Crown Jewel for an athletic department as it encompasses success of all of our sports. So proud of the students, coaches & staff. However, we couldn’t accomplish this feat let alone five times without Longhorn Nation! Texas is a reckoning🤘🏽
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I legitimately love this team.
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Kevin Coons retweeted
NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE
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START SPREADING THE NEWS!!!
THE KNICKS HAVE WON THE NBA FINALS!!!
#AlwaysKnicks
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Jun 13
This is how you prove you're an "Everything" School.
Congratulations to @_delconte and all UT Athletic staff, and of course the athletes themselves!
#HookEm
The @TexasLonghorns and AD @_delconte have secured their 5th NACDA Learfield Directors' Cup Championship.
The award is given to the top performing athletic department. The Longhorn's top performing teams include:
🥇🏆 @TexasRowing 🚣♀️ @TexasSoftball 🥎@TexasMSD 🏊♂️
🥈 @TexasMTN 🎾
🥉 @TexasWBB 🏀 @TexasWSD 🏊♀️ @TexasBeachVB 🏐
5th place @TexasVolleyball 🏐 @TexasMGolf 🏌️♂️ @TexasWGolf 🏌️♀️
7th @TexasBaseball ⚾️ (ongoing)
Congrats to all the athletes and staff who have made this possible.
**Note: This assumes Stanford W Track does not win the Championship. Their max score is 30 points in the meet and no team scoring 30 or fewer points has finished higher than 5th place.**
Hook Em 🤘
Photo: @UTFootballEdits
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Jun 12
You know you’re in the wrong when you post a TWENTY TWO MINUTE long video to try to explain why you’re not.
Good grief.
A message to the Texas Tech community from our leadership.
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Jun 11
The irony of Texas Tech threatening a breach of contact action when that same university breached their employment contract with Mike Leach, never paid him, and then hid behind sovereign immunity to avoid paying out his contract.
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Jun 11
Hey @Support. Using X on Android (Google Pixel 7 Pro). I get pop ups about 4-5 times a week while on the app, asking me to log in again. While I'm already logged in.
App is up to date.
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Jun 9
Hahaha, I love it.
Jun 8
"I just wanna say this, I hate you. I only got swept one time in my life, and you swept me." 😂
—Chuck to Patrick Ewing
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Jun 8
This is Noah Shannon, model citizen, slated to be Hawkeye senior defensive captain 2023. He had guilt pangs for having bet $10 on the Iowa Women's Basketball team in the 2023 NCAA tournament. The only bet he ever made. He turned himself in to coaches for the transgression who forwarded it to the NCAA.
They ruled him inelligible for the entire season, effectively ending his career. If the NCAA allows someone else to play after making thousands of bets, including many on his own team, I am going to fucking riot
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Kevin Coons retweeted
Jun 8
There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.
Want a 7th year?
Sure
Broke rules?
Ahhhh, it’s fine.
There AREN’T any rules.
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Kevin Coons retweeted
Jun 8
• 9000 different bets
• $90,000 wagered
• Betting on games he suited up for
• Willfully ignoring classes and meetings from 3 different institutions about the one cardinal sin in sports
But hey, find a local judge and convince him the kid will be really sad if he doesn’t get to play and none of that matters does it?
What a joke.
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