Co-host of No Returns. Music writer. A beautiful little temperamental thing. Like an orchid.
Joined November 2011
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Jun 15
Youth pastors-
You know who else had a Disclosure Day? Some might say he disclosed for the sins of the world.....
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Jun 15
Believe it or not - the season finale of No Returns is now live and direct for your Monday morning listening enjoyment. This week, to wrap up year four, Alyssa and I drove to the Twine Ball.
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Jun 15
We are available "wherever you get your pods" including the bad place (Spotify) and the less bad place (Appy Pods) and then also I Heart.
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Jun 15
We are off for the summer so have a blessed few months away from hearing our soothing voices. I assure you we'll return in the fall. Thanks for listening, beloveds.
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Jun 15
Happy to share that a piece I submitted to @theturning_leaf was selected for inclusion in June issue. Along with the other pieces from the issue, the essay I wrote is now live and direct for your reading enjoyment.
turningleafjournal.com/2026/…
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Jun 13
12 minute voice note from oomf this is better than drugs
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Jun 13
All I remember is that, when a quote from one of his reviews was used in the trailer for something, the voice over would say "Gene Shalit raves."
Jun 12
Gene Shalit, Mussed-Up Movie Critic of the 'Today' Show, Dies at 100 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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Jun 12
i’m glad we all seem to be on the same page about Olivia Rodrigo because i can’t remember the last time a pop star excited me as much as she does
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Jun 12
Cool! Mom Wants to Have Text Conversation Again Over Phone: ow.ly/hWLw50ZaFCH
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Jun 12
Honestly I think about this movie all the time. And this shirt.
Jun 12
just watched the game and this is the most insane punchline for a 2 hour movie to build up to
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Jun 12
subway takes guy: so, what's your take?
me: a clerk at menards should not be giving me a hard time for wearing a mask because i still, after six years, believe in protecting my own health and the health of others.
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Jun 11
I was on The Bozo Show. I didn't play the Grand Prize Game, though. I was selected, however, to play a different game.
Jun 10
Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
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Lmao thought they canceled Bud Light
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Jun 10
this is so serious for me and other three people
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Jun 11
When your girlfriend gets an A on her social studies test
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Jun 10
Asked roommate to get me a Diet Coke at dollar tree and they said “are you fine if it’s a bottle? I know you prefer cans”
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the most cursed headline
Jun 9
Jay Leno, Stephen A. Smith, and Louis C.K. will lead the celebration as Bill Maher accepts the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on June 28th, with Woody Harrelson, John Mellencamp, and Whitney Cummings also appearing.
The ceremony will be filmed for a Netflix special.
consequence.net/2026/06/bill…
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