Frank Zappa on The Joe Pyne Show, 1960s.
The appearance is linked to one of televisionâs most famous comeback stories. According to the widely repeated account, Pyne looked at Zappa and said:
âSo, Frank, you have long hair. I suppose your long hair makes you a woman!â
Zappa replied:
âWell, Joe, you have a wooden leg. I suppose your wooden leg makes you a table.â