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Kevin retweeted
May 7
they used kiss from a rose oh my god bro yeah this is the best game ever made
The final trailer for ‘LEGO BATMAN: LEGACY OF THE DARK KNIGHT’ has been released.
Releasing on May 22.
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Apr 19
And calling up Elias Diaz? With the Jensen/Salvy C/DH rotation, the #Royals really need a third catcher more than they need Tolbert as a pinch runner.
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Apr 18
Nearing Ned Yost-style “I’m a little concerned” territory with this #Royals team. 😂
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Kevin retweeted
“Your Body is a Wonderland” is about Mrs. Met
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23 Oct 2025
Norm Macdonald, 'Hitler's Dog'
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More bad news for O.J.
This week, Harper Collins reached an agreement with the Brown Family, to publish his late wife's diary.
Especially troublesome to Simpson is this final entry:
"Dear diary, I have to run now because O.J. is here to murder me."
(big laugh from the crowd)
"... and also, the guy who returned my glasses. I think he might murder him too."
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Kevin retweeted
Mar 22
Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig turning an awards show into pure chaos… brilliant
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Kevin retweeted
Jan 10
The Walker Texas Ranger lever on Conan was one of the best bits in late night TV history
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Kevin retweeted
Mar 20
Conan pulling the Walker Texas Ranger levers literally changed my life.
RIP Chuck Norris
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Kevin retweeted
Mar 20
It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever.
Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.
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Jan 31
Moira singing Oh Danny Boy while Johnny downs an egg salad sandwich will always make me laugh. Always. 😂
Goodbye and thank you, Catherine O’Hara. The world is less joyful without you in it.
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Jan 28
Things I never thought I’d see happen at Missouri State, especially back when I was there 15 years ago.
Students drive the entire atmosphere. Hoping for a big and fun crowd.
Coach @CuonzoMartin said FREE DRINKS…
Tomorrow night = packed student section or bust ‼️
#GoBears | #WeAreMoState
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Jan 21
Carlos Beltran was a baseball symphony. Congratulations to one of the best and most complete players of his generation. Cooperstown is where he belongs. #Royals
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Bravo, Carlos Beltrán 👏
Welcome to Cooperstown!
ALT Carlos Beltrán National Baseball Hall of Fame, Class of 2026 Two cutouts of Carlos Beltrán. One features Beltrán posing for a photo while wearing a black Kansas City Royals uniform and blue Kansas City Royals cap (center). The other features Beltrán swinging his bat while wearing a gray New York Mets uniform and blue New York Mets helmet (bottom).
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Kevin retweeted
Jan 20
Carlos gets the call!
Congratulations to Carlos Beltrán on his selection to the Hall of Fame!
ALT A graphic with cutout images of Carlos Beltrán swinging a bat and catching a ball set against a black background. Text on the graphic reads, "Carlos Beltrán, 2026 National Baseball Hall of Fame inductee."
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30 Nov 2025
Stunning. Absolutely stunning. Coach Beard, his staff and players absolutely earned this. What an achievement in year one.
Oh, and put Bobby Petrino in the athletics Hall of Fame. The foundation he laid and the staff he brought to Springfield changed everything.
30 Nov 2025
WE'RE GOING BOWLING 🎳
Your Missouri State Bears are OFFICIALLY BOWL BOUND ‼️🐻🏈
Ticket Interest Link: tinyurl.com/5t4cup5y
#OutHitOutHustle | #ProveIt
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30 Nov 2025
I also need to point this out: It goes beyond football. A bowl game appearance elevates the profile of the entire university and comes with a nice financial payout.
A huge, game changing day for Mo State.
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30 Nov 2025
Watched the end of the Iron Bowl because it had big implications for Missouri State to earn a spot in a bowl game.
Incredible.
Take a bow, Ryan Beard. 👏
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21 Dec 2024
I’d like to attribute the quote properly, but I’ll do my best to paraphrase.
I once heard someone say that there never was a Tonight Show. There was only Carson.
That’s how I feel about the end of an era with Sports Talk. Farewell, old friend. 🎙️ news-leader.com/story/sports…
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