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I’ve learned to stop telling my friends about my love life

After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal. What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don't correct them harshly. Don't rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment.

Why would you donate land to the government?

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

Yes, a cashier at Walmart, a delivery driver at Amazon, or a waiter at KFC, should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That is exactly what jobs are for.

The problem is a lot of yall niggas did not grow up seeing your moms be pampered.. yall either saw y’all mommas working like dawgs, on drugs, with an abusive ass man or collective government assistance struggling to make ends meet.. a lot of y’all grew up with all half siblings and absent fathers, so you genuinely don’t know what the man’s role is supposed to be and that’s why a lot of yall can’t fathom giving a woman a soft life and being a provider bc you grew up believing women are supposed to be strong and take care of you! A lot of you niggas don’t even know to hold the door or walk on the outside of the sidewalk bc the only protector you ever had was a woman! Lmao

STAY CLEAR of the people who don’t value the small sacrifices you make… like spending money you barely have, showing up when you’re tired, giving advice, being a listening ear, carrying their problems, or being the one who checks in first.

Man why my old tricking ass nigga just Zelle me outta NOWHERE? He must've felt my desires!

My old tricking ass nigga just bought a new car I know he posted it for me I should've never watched his story now I'm tempted to respond to his message from a week ago. 🤣😂🤣 that money could've been in my pocket!!!

They said the crackin yourself nap combo is top tier 👀😮‍💨

Yall would hate to hear me and my nigga talk.

Girl to girl: study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the women before you, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles. refuse to be a victim of generational curses ❤️

realizing you can't just labor your way into financial freedom is terrifying. hard work alone isn't enough anymore, there is a whole different system at play.

I done been a cheater for so long being faithful is hard asf like what exactly is cheating anyway? 🤣

I don't see how girls be up under a man all day. I damn near lost my mind.

Operation double date in progress 🤗🤪🥳

I’m pro-dirty macking when I’m dating around. You wanna be on top? Show me.

“Luxury apartments” whole time it’s just:

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me