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Malaki Anteedote @Keyos001
Joined March 2023
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Malaki Anteedote@Keyos001
Jun 14
Is it that lawyers love Rugby or what 😂Every rugby club I've been to at least has someone called Wakili.
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𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇 🛸@Mkuruweng_
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This message goes to my mutuals, ukiwahi jipata kwa frakas na bearded man don't fear hao huvaa bikini
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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪
@onjolo_kenya
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Nimepita huko kwa Ombachi mtoto wake anapika Asparagus mimi ata cabbage inaungua kwa moto na amesema take that recipe and try it eeei 😭😭😭
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@Ian_San254
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fumbling a bad bitch who likes playing video games with you WILL haunt you forever..
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Weeh Mzee™
@weehmzeee
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Somedays just require a wife
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SiMi😋
@Siimiike_
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If your sister told you to leave your partner because they're not good for you, would you listen or follow your heart😊
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@_iamtbag
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Fvck nudes, Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet, I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with.
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SiMi😋
@Siimiike_
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Bro to bro: Take care of your girlfriend if you want a happy relationship😊
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SiMi😋
@Siimiike_
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Ukishaanza kushuku mtu wako ni hivo hutawai mtrust tena😂
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SiMi😋
@Siimiike_
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Unpopular opinion: Majority of girls pretend they love football to impress their boyfriends😂
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@_iamtbag
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Hit and run was a good game until women joined it.
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@_iamtbag
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If you never make her wash her bedsheets then another guy is.
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@_iamtbag
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Girls amaze me, they buy over $300 purses just to impress other girls, no guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly, but that purse, i just had to smash".
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@_iamtbag
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Thanks for being the kind of friend who will laugh during the eulogy at my funeral because you knew the real story.
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@_iamtbag
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Women just sit there and let it finish dripping, where as Men will shake it till it's all out, that's what I've noticed at the Gas pumps.
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@_iamtbag
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My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs, I've been his customer for 6 years and I had no idea he was a barber.
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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪
@onjolo_kenya
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Hamkusema naonekana hivyo sana, jana nimepata my mutuals hapa X both in Kenya na out of Kenya wamenitumia za birthday ; Nyinyi wazuri sana🫡🫡
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Cabo Verde so composed and calm , Spain minus Yamal they're just passing
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Delafuente underrated Cabo Verde now they have to bring on Yamal and Nico in the 46th min
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Local football fans are ever complaining 😂Please cross over to Rugby here Local Rugby is absolutely fire 🔥
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Silwal
@silwal_1
Jun 11
Bigwigs hujiona sana. You'd think they didn't start from the trenches like us.
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