| FUCK YES!!!! I absolutely loved their first Versus comic. Assuming that’s what this is. Please be one of my favorite writers. Or, someone that’s good..

Marvel Comics

@MarvelComicsHQ

Jun 15

Deadpool. Punisher. This won’t end well. Visit Marvel.com/616 tomorrow for a special Marvel Comics announcement!

117

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

23h

He’s currently head over hills. Each time she made a joke, his heart literally imploded. You got a li’l screws loose, puddin’ pop. Now I got butterflies. That or the mucus lining in my belly might be rupturing. It runs on laughing gas and broken winds.

𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙔!@crazedjxster

Jun 15

A Jet Pack?! That sounds like so much fun! It don’t happen ta run on Laughin’ Gas does it?!

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 15

Mistah J? A local Gotham Rapper? Anywho, of course I do. But you ain’t the only one here with a brain that’s the size of a peanut! Are we taking your vehicle or are we walking? I do have a jet pack that we could use. You can hold my ankles as we gallivant through the city.

𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙔!@crazedjxster

Jun 14

Finally someone who gets me! Mistah J has been away locked in Blackgate for a little while and I could use some brawn to my big BIG brain! What do ya say, wanna help a Clown kill a Bat Pool-Boy?!

147

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 15

Wade stood in wait as she rambled about. Ignoring her attempt of a potential camaraderie. One that he absolutely wouldn’t be agreeing to accept. Not when money’s on the line. He has a business to run and rather or not he’s solo in the business, is irreverent to this context. —

𝐷𝐼𝐴𝑁𝐴.@themyscirawitch

Jun 14

Replying to @themyscirawitch

-but it is a choice only he can make. ❝ We don't have to do this, Wade. There's a better way than resorting straight to violence. Please ... let me help you. Whatever tribulations await, we will overcome. It's not too late. ❞

more replies

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 15

and my butt crack. So, let’s cut the shit. This might sting. Just a li’l. “ Wade would begin firing multiple shots towards her kneecaps. “ 🎶 Head, shoulders, 𝙆𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨 and toes, ha. 🎶 “ “ Go-go-gadget patella smasher. ‘S ok, booger butt. You won’t have much use for —

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 15

those once I’m done with you. Matter of fact, you’re gonna be dead as a door nail. Can I keep the sword and shield? “

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 15

“ I mean, look at me. I belong on the food menu of 𝙍𝙪𝙩𝙝’𝙨 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨. Don’t get any ideas. I ain’t good for the tummy. “

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ𓂃 ˎˊ- 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝘖𝘔 .ᐟ @symbiontcarnage

Jun 14

but, we aren't! at least not right now unless you are going to give us a reason. will you?

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 14

| WTF NO I JUST STARTED THE FUCKING EPISODE!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Power THE SEASON JUST STARTED H*LY SHIT😭😭😭😭😭

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 14

“ Oh , c’mon. Easy, roadrunner. A kerfuffle isn’t on today’s menu. You have the temperament of a wolverine. “

Rayman! (TAKEOVER)@TheRobotCatXYZ

Jun 14

"Say that again and you're getting your butt kicked."

Deadpool.

Deadpool. retweeted

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 3

“ Sometimes, things aren’t funny. Sometimes, I don’t wanna crack a joke. Sometimes, I don’t wanna be alive. Sure, I’m handsome and hilarious. Even though Jessica Jones ripped my heart out, and Negasonic used my legs as backpack straps. I still have feelings, y’know? “

180

Deadpool.

Deadpool.@Killarity

Jun 14

I’m all for a li’l fun, puddin’ pop. I’ve been to Gotham and it was rh-eaaaaaally dark. Not much fun could be had when Batman’s bein’ all broody and self loathe-y. Sittin’ in the shadows, moanin’ in my ear like that one guy in the Vatican.

𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙔!@crazedjxster

Jun 12

𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆! I Heard Gotham Misses Mistah J and I’s Hijinks, Maybe It’s Time We Bring A Little FUN Back To These Dark Streets ♦️

341