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📞 Stopping
A Bullet
In High School
While You're Drunk In The
Back Of A Pick-Up 🛻 Truck
📖 For Dumbasses
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Man, She Makes My Stomach
Hurt. Ugh.
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📞 You
Better Have A
Big Ship, Cause I'm
Gonna Put
My BIKE In It.
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📞 You
Know This Planet Has A
Jesus Christ, Right?!
📞 Finally,
Someone Who
Gets Me! Whew! How
Exciting.
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📞 What Is
This, Twenty-Fvcking
Questions Or
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I Started
Following It Into The Woods &
Then? It Disappeared Right In
Front Of Me.
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5
It
Showed Back Up
At A Different Day, It
Was Really Cool. Just This
Chicken Popping Up Outta
Nowhere. 🐔
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📞 At
The First Hospital In Kansas?
I Grabbed The Gurney &
Said, "It's Gonna Get Weird."
Then Everything Started
Vibrating & Everyone Ran
Out Of The Room. It
Was Strange.
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📞 To Keep
My Left Eye, I Took A
HUGE CUT
To My Right Side, Then I Laid On
The Bathroom Floor All Nite & Shook
The House.
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