King of Outta Pocket Shit ☞ 🇵🇷 🇮🇹 ☞ Troll ☞ Sarcastic ☞ Gen X ☞ Married’ish

Joined October 2021
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I’m like super man only….. Instead of having super vision I need supervision 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The way I’m laughing my ass off though! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is just blasphemous…. Cause like, there’s always a need for more caffeine!!! Everything else may be on point though. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Some one out there is a runner and knows what these are. 🤦‍♂️ I rly hate summer running.
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Good morning mudda suckaz! Let’s get it 🫡 Today’s motivation brought to you by @SelfRezCoffeeCo …. Cause nothing says wake your bish ass up like 3 cups of whiskey wake up! selfrezcoffee.com/collection…
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Bwahahahahahahaha
😳😆😆😆
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Well folks. It’s shaping up to be one of those days…. I’m home from work early… I feel great (knock on wood) And I’m absolutely on some chaotic shit lmao 😈 It’s now an all y’alls prollem
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Well shit….. lmao
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If the first thought of your morning doesn’t begin with “thank you” and end in “amen”, you’re doing it wrong. Good morning my little weirdos ❤️
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I crashed @___SPAZ___ and @midniteMagiC79 ladies night stayed up past my bedtime now I regret decisions made.
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Fun fact: my ability to make others laugh is my cure for dealing with my own depression. The happier those are around me, the happier I feel. Never let anyone tell you they treat you like shit because “they’re going through it” There’s many other options and outlets then being abusive, or a complete and total D bag. It’s a conscious decision. The more you know. 😊 Yes, I struggle with depression, and ADHD and slight OCD … I’m a plethora of spectrum numbers 🤭😏
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This Grom over haul Is so fireeeee I can’t wait to show yall! 😳 I’m like a lil kid right now. It’s not done so I won’t, but I WANNNNNNNA
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New wheelie bar cause I’m a fkn PROBLEM! 😈😈😈
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On GOD! 🎯
You can tell when someone spends too much time on the internet & not enough time in the real world.
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Goood morning my lil degenerates and savages!!!! I wanted to have a lazy day, but the demon on my shoulder is pushing me to do things 😳😈 Maybe I’ll work on the Grom today! Still can’t wait to show yall the the rebuild 🥰
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When you get angry….. Take a deep breath, count to 10. Throw your punch at 8, no one expects that shit. 🫡
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Devoured that pizza and put myself in a food coma. I’m awake now. Hi 😳
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This is my friend. Don’t let her picture fool you. Her car has blocks on the gas and break so she can reach! 🫣
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Took my tired ass to my boys pizza shop and told him…. “I need some thing to smile about” Bro disappeared came back with a Detroit style sausage, pepper, onions and pepperoni pizza. I love how well my friends know me.
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If @SelfRezCoffeeCo ever makes badges on here and I don’t get one….. Ima start a fkn riot, just so yall know:
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I’m rarely speechless … but when I am, it’s cause I know I’m beaten. I have no argument… Damn it!
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