Texan, but not the crazy kind. Husband, Father, Peloton junkie, Baylor grad, #TexasHockey and Bronco owner. Not that interesting in the long run. 💁🏻♂️
Joined August 2019
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Mar 31
This movie was dreadfully slow, leading up to a predictable ending similar to Blair Witch Project with better technology.
Mar 31
The rumors are true: tonight's Secret Movie Series was Hunting Matthew Nichols! 👀
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Mar 29
That whole scene in The Pitt this week with the elderly couple refusing in home assistance….yeah, that hit close to home.
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Mar 26
I find this so fascinating. I wish I applied myself more in school and had chosen archeology as my major. Like real Indiana Jones shit.
Mar 26
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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Mar 24
The Cinemark Secret Movie was They Will Kill You.
Well, that was quite the movie going experience…💀
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Mar 23
The Rock looking like J Lo at 60.
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Mar 22
Trying to decide if I should be more worried about a meteor coming thru the roof of my home here in TX, or our president inciting a civil war.
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Mar 22
Gonzaga doing Gonzaga things. Sadly, that crap school in Austin is the beneficiary. 🙄
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Mar 21
If yall aren’t watching Neighbors on HBO Max you’re missing out on prime tv. This last episode with Yellow Thong Man is an instant classic. So cringe!
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Mar 20
I’ve had a stupid work week. Issue after issue it feels like, and none of them I technically own. Fingers crossed I can have a drama free Friday.
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Mar 20
Project: Hail Mary was fantastic. A really enjoyable, funny, and emotional film that did a great job sticking to the source. I highly recommend.
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Mar 19
Starting the morning before work with possibly the greatest song to open an album in history.
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Mar 19
Good morning to everyone except Colorado Avalanche fans! 😏#TexasHockey
The @DallasStars win this Central Division matchup! ⭐
ALT Final Score: Stars defeat Avalanche 2-1 in the shootout
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Mar 18
The definition of a thriving economy, right? Wait until the prices adjust from the idiotic bombing they did today of refineries.
Mar 18
U.S. gas prices have spiked 29% over the past 20 days.
This is largest increase since Hurricane Katrina nearly 21 years ago.
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Mar 17
Next level passive aggressive awesomeness. #sicem
Mar 17
10 years ago today, Taurean Prince put a clown suit on a reporter at the 2016 NCAA Tournament who asked, "How does Yale out-rebound Baylor?!"
"You go up and grab the ball off the rim when it comes off, and then you grab it with two hands, and then you come down with it, that's considered a rebound. So they got more of those than we did." 🤣 #MarchMadness
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