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Me at 2AM after trying coffee before Bed like rich people
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I think Ombachi is a good guy,he's welcoming everyone to his balcony including primates like Bookten
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Happy birthday chebet...
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Umeweka jaba kwa kitovu?Vijana muache mihadarati
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Some luhya friend tells me 'Eeei papaa kumbe uliota ndevu' to mean you grew beards.
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My uncle @Makiadi_ is set to see bad things after leaving me to wander on the timeline like a destitute.I consulted the gods of our clan and they have confirmed to me that the uncle based in Amsterdam will be exposed at the 11th hour by a yellow yellow girl from the mountain.End of statement
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Congratulations 🎉
Tourist of the year.
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Almost everywhere in this country the transactions are going cashless including kwa Mama mboga but miraculously in Eastleigh they are highly opposed to cashless transactions.
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Sahii uko Riftvalley kila mtu anafungua tiktok account then anaweka jina comedy then after one month anaweka poster za talent empowerment.Kuna mwenye alivaa skirt akaenda mpaka Eldy then sahii anataka achangiwe pesa to boost his talent.Malimwengu tupu
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What is your opinion on this?🤔
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Fungua comment section tuongee mkubwa
Having a cup of Arabic coffee on my way back home from Europe ! God Bless.
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Everyone should pay their dues. Hata watu ya bodaboda na mama mboga. Maybe that way people will vote on real issues!
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Where is your brother in law Andiwo Mpesa
Having a cup of Arabic coffee on my way back home from Europe ! God Bless.
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Jun 13
Woria wanaleta pesa ya county wanainvest pale Eastleigh.Then ukienda uko kununua from them they want cash which helps them evade tax. At the end of the year they want equal share of revenue and on top wapewe equalization fund.Literally we are funding the North out of our own pockets.But nobody is ready for this conversation
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SOG are well equipped with modern weapons and surveillance infrastructure more than the military.But Ile propping huwa wanafanyiwa na vijana ya slippers hapana mchezo.Wale watu wanaeza engage in gunfire for 5 hours straight wakiwa platoon moja na wajahedeen wakiwa more than fifty.
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Jun 13
There's nothing like this in Kapsabet maybe Kabarnet.
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Boda Boda guys are goons in nature.They think you're the reason why they are suffering.Same to mkokoteni guys in town
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Jun 12
It's only in first world countries where government give proper funding to the security sector in order to protect its citizens.Hapa nyumbani that heavy funding is meant to facilitate campaign and crack down on dissenting voices
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Si unyambe na vile umeamkia mayai..
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William Ruto spent 4 million per hour on flight to go and get 1000 jobs for Kenyans in Norway each paying atleast 60k in Kenyan currency.Huyo mtoto ya Sarah huwa anapiga hesabu gani shually?
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